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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 373924" data-attributes="member: 9922"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>[SIZE=+1]<strong>[SIZE=+1]<strong>[SIZE=+1]<strong>[SIZE=+1]<strong>[SIZE=+1]<strong>[SIZE=+1]<strong>[SIZE=+1]<strong>[SIZE=+1]<strong>[SIZE=+1]<strong>[SIZE=+1]<strong>[SIZE=+1]<strong>[SIZE=+1]<strong>[SIZE=+1]<strong>[SIZE=+1]<strong>[SIZE=+1]<strong>[SIZE=+1]<strong>[SIZE=+1]<strong>[SIZE=+1]<strong>[SIZE=+1]<strong>[SIZE=+1]<strong>[SIZE=+1]<strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: red">A</span></span>[SIZE=+1]n older couple is lying in bed one morning, having just awakened from a good night's sleep.</strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong> He takes her hand and she responds, "Don't touch me."</strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong>"Why not?" he asks.</strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong>She answers back, "Because I'm dead."</strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong>The husband says, "What are you talking about? We're both lying here in bed together and talking to one another."</strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong>She says, "No, I'm definitely dead." </strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong>He insists, "You're not dead.</strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong>What in the world makes you think you're dead?"</strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong>"Because I woke up this morning and nothing hurts." </strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></span><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong>[/SIZE]</strong>[/SIZE]</strong>[/SIZE]</strong>[/SIZE]</strong>[/SIZE]</strong>[/SIZE]</strong>[/SIZE]</strong>[/SIZE]</strong>[/SIZE]</strong>[/SIZE]</strong>[/SIZE]</strong>[/SIZE]</strong>[/SIZE]</strong>[/SIZE]</strong>[/SIZE]</strong>[/SIZE]</strong>[/SIZE]</strong>[/SIZE]</strong>[/SIZE]</strong>[/SIZE]</strong>[/SIZE]</strong>[/SIZE]</span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
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