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Message: <blockquote data-quote="mikew_RIP" data-source="post: 372955" data-attributes="member: 14174"><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">[FONT=&quot]> Such an unfair world. When a man talks dirty to a woman its considered  </span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">> sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man its £2.50/min  </span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">> (charges may vary) </span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">> </span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">> Just booked a table for  Valentine's Day for me and the wife. Bound to </span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">> end in tears though -  she's crap at snooker. </span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">> </span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">> </span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">> If you get an email telling you that you can catch  Swine Flu from  tins </span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">> of ham then delete it. It's Spam. </span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">>  </span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">> They say that sex is the best form of exercise. Now correct me if I'm  </span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">> wrong but I don't think 2 minutes and 15 seconds every 6 months is  </span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">> going to shift this beer belly. </span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">> </span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">> When I was a kid  people used to cover me in chocolate and cream and </span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">> put a cherry on my  head. Yeah, life was tough in the gateau.  </span></span></span></span></span></span>[/FONT]</p></blockquote><p></p>

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