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<blockquote data-quote="mikew_RIP" data-source="post: 367047" data-attributes="member: 14174"><p>Love poem</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: #990000"><span style="font-family: 'Jokerman'">Of course I love ya darlin </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #990000"><span style="font-family: 'Jokerman'">You're a bloody top-notch bird </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #990000"><span style="font-family: 'Jokerman'">And when I say you're gorgeous </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #990000"><span style="font-family: 'Jokerman'">I mean every single word </span></span></strong><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Jokerman'"><span style="color: #996633">So ya bum is on the big side </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Jokerman'"><span style="color: #996633">I don't mind a bit of flab </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Jokerman'"><span style="color: #996633">It means that when I'm ready </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Jokerman'"><span style="color: #996633">There's somethin' there to grab </span></span></strong><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Jokerman'"><span style="color: #009900">So your belly isn't flat no more </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Jokerman'"><span style="color: #009900">I tell ya, I don't care </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Jokerman'"><span style="color: #009900">So long as when I cuddle ya </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Jokerman'"><span style="color: #009900">I can get my arms round there </span></span></strong><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Jokerman'"><span style="color: #660000">No Sheila who is your age </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Jokerman'"><span style="color: #660000">Has nice round perky breasts </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Jokerman'"><span style="color: #660000">They just gave in to gravity </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Jokerman'"><span style="color: #660000">But I know ya did ya best </span></span></strong><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Jokerman'"><span style="color: #000099">I'm tellin' ya the truth now </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Jokerman'"><span style="color: #000099">I never tell ya lies </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Jokerman'"><span style="color: #000099">I think it’s very sexy </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Jokerman'"><span style="color: #000099">That you've got dimples on ya thighs </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Jokerman'"></span></strong><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Jokerman'"><span style="color: #996633">I swear on me nanna's grave now </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Jokerman'"><span style="color: #996633">The moment that we met </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Jokerman'"><span style="color: #996633">I thought you was as good as </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Jokerman'"><span style="color: #996633">I was ever gonna get </span></span></strong><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Jokerman'"><span style="color: #003300">No matter what u look like </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Jokerman'"><span style="color: #003300">I'll always love ya dear </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Jokerman'"><span style="color: #003300">Now shut up while the cricket’s on </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Jokerman'"><span style="color: #003300">And fetch another beer..</span></span></strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Jokerman'">[<span style="color: #c00000"> Brings a lump to your throat doesn't it.. !! </span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="mikew_RIP, post: 367047, member: 14174"] Love poem [B][COLOR=#990000][FONT=Jokerman]Of course I love ya darlin You're a bloody top-notch bird And when I say you're gorgeous I mean every single word [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B] [/B][B][FONT=Jokerman][COLOR=#996633]So ya bum is on the big side I don't mind a bit of flab It means that when I'm ready There's somethin' there to grab [/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B] [/B][B][FONT=Jokerman][COLOR=#009900]So your belly isn't flat no more I tell ya, I don't care So long as when I cuddle ya I can get my arms round there [/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B] [/B][B][FONT=Jokerman][COLOR=#660000]No Sheila who is your age Has nice round perky breasts They just gave in to gravity But I know ya did ya best [/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B] [/B][B][FONT=Jokerman][COLOR=#000099]I'm tellin' ya the truth now I never tell ya lies I think it’s very sexy That you've got dimples on ya thighs [/COLOR] [/FONT][/B][B] [/B][B][FONT=Jokerman][COLOR=#996633]I swear on me nanna's grave now The moment that we met I thought you was as good as I was ever gonna get [/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B] [/B][B][FONT=Jokerman][COLOR=#003300]No matter what u look like I'll always love ya dear Now shut up while the cricket’s on And fetch another beer..[/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [FONT=Jokerman][[COLOR=#c00000] Brings a lump to your throat doesn't it.. !! [/COLOR][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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