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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 360251" data-attributes="member: 9922"><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Q: What do you give a sick bird? A: </span></span><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Tweetment.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></p><p></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">A duck walks into a drug store and buys some chapstick. The clerk says, “Will that be cash or charge?” The duck says, “Just put it on my bill!” </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></p><p></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Two vultures were in the desert eating a dead clown. The first vulture asks the second vulture: “Does this taste funny to you?” </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></p><p></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Q: What do you get when you run over a bird with your lawnmower? A: </span></span><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Shredded Tweet! </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></p><p></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Q: How do you get down off an elephant? A: </span></span><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">You don’t! You get down off a duck. </span></span></p><p></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 360251, member: 9922"] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Times New Roman]Q: What do you give a sick bird? A: [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Times New Roman]Tweetment. [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Times New Roman]A duck walks into a drug store and buys some chapstick. The clerk says, “Will that be cash or charge?” The duck says, “Just put it on my bill!” [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Times New Roman]Two vultures were in the desert eating a dead clown. The first vulture asks the second vulture: “Does this taste funny to you?” [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Times New Roman]Q: What do you get when you run over a bird with your lawnmower? A: [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Times New Roman]Shredded Tweet! [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Times New Roman]Q: How do you get down off an elephant? A: [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Times New Roman]You don’t! You get down off a duck. [/FONT][/COLOR] [B][FONT=comic sans ms][/FONT][/B] [/QUOTE]
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