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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 354199" data-attributes="member: 9922"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #b22222">airplane joke</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #b22222"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #b22222">Jock was out working the field when a barnstormer landed.</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #b22222"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #b22222">"I'll give you an airplane ride for £5," said the pilot.</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #b22222"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #b22222">"Sorry, cannae afford it," replied Jock.</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #b22222"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #b22222">"Tell you what," said the pilot, "I'll give you and your wife a free ride if you promise not to yell. Otherwise it'll be £10."</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #b22222"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #b22222">So up they went and the pilot rolled, looped, stalled and did all he could to scare Jock. Nothing worked and the defeated pilot finally landed the plane.</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #b22222"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #b22222">Turning around to the rear seat he said, </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #b22222">"Gotta hand it to you. For country folk you sure are brave!"</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #b22222"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #b22222">"Aye," said Jock "But ye nearly had me there when the wife fell oot!"</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #b22222"></span></span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 354199, member: 9922"] [B][FONT=comic sans ms][SIZE=3][COLOR=#b22222]airplane joke Jock was out working the field when a barnstormer landed. "I'll give you an airplane ride for £5," said the pilot. "Sorry, cannae afford it," replied Jock. "Tell you what," said the pilot, "I'll give you and your wife a free ride if you promise not to yell. Otherwise it'll be £10." So up they went and the pilot rolled, looped, stalled and did all he could to scare Jock. Nothing worked and the defeated pilot finally landed the plane. Turning around to the rear seat he said, "Gotta hand it to you. For country folk you sure are brave!" "Aye," said Jock "But ye nearly had me there when the wife fell oot!" [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [/QUOTE]
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