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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 351308" data-attributes="member: 9922"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000cd"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000cd">LIFE PONDERABLES:</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000cd"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000cd"></span></span></span></strong><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]-[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]Number 9[/FONT]</span><span style="color: #1F497D">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]-[/FONT]</span><span style="color: #1F497D">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]Death is the number 1 killer in the world.[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]</span></p><p><span style="color: black">Number 8 -[/FONT]</span><span style="color: #1F497D">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]Life is sexually transmitted.</span></p><p> <span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black">Number 7-[/FONT]</span><span style="color: #1F497D">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.</span></p><p> <span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black">Number 6[/FONT]</span><span style="color: #1F497D">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]-[/FONT]</span><span style="color: #1F497D">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]Men have two emotions: hungry and horny, and they can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.</span></p><p> <span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black">Number 5[/FONT]</span><span style="color: #1F497D">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]-[/FONT]</span><span style="color: #1F497D">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe[/FONT]</span><span style="color: #1F497D">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]years.</span></p><p> <span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black">Number 4[/FONT]</span><span style="color: #1F497D">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]- Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.</span></p><p> <span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black">Number 3[/FONT]</span><span style="color: #1F497D">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]-[/FONT]</span><span style="color: #1F497D">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]All of us could take a lesson from the weather. [/FONT]</span><span style="color: #1F497D">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]It pays no attention to criticism.</span></p><p> <span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black">Number 2[/FONT]</span><span style="color: #1F497D">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]-[/FONT]</span><span style="color: #1F497D">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. [/FONT]</span><span style="color: #1F497D">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.</span></p><p> <span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black">Number 1[/FONT]</span><span style="color: #1F497D">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]-[/FONT]</span><span style="color: #1F497D">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.</span></p><p> <span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black">...and as someone recently said to me:</span></p><p> <span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black">Don't worry about old age; it doesn't last that long.[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]</span><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000cd"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000cd"></span></span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 351308, member: 9922"] [B][FONT=comic sans ms][SIZE=3][COLOR=#0000cd] LIFE PONDERABLES: [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][COLOR=black][FONT="]-[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="]Number 9[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#1F497D][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="]-[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#1F497D][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="]Death is the number 1 killer in the world.[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="] Number 8 -[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#1F497D][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="]Life is sexually transmitted. Number 7-[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#1F497D][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="]Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 6[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#1F497D][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="]-[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#1F497D][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="]Men have two emotions: hungry and horny, and they can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich. Number 5[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#1F497D][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="]-[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#1F497D][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="]Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#1F497D][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="]years. Number 4[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#1F497D][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="]- Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing. Number 3[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#1F497D][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="]-[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#1F497D][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="]All of us could take a lesson from the weather. [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#1F497D][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="]It pays no attention to criticism. Number 2[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#1F497D][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="]-[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#1F497D][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="]In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#1F497D][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="]Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal. Number 1[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#1F497D][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="]-[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#1F497D][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="]Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow. ...and as someone recently said to me: Don't worry about old age; it doesn't last that long.[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][FONT=comic sans ms][SIZE=3][COLOR=#0000cd] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [/QUOTE]
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