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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 332423" data-attributes="member: 9922"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"> </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">The Indian With One Testicle </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">There once was an Indian who had only one testicle </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">and whose given name was 'Onestone'. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">He hated that </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">name and asked everyone not to call him</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Onestone.. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">After years and years of torment, Onestone finally </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">cracked and said,' If anyone calls me Onestone </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">again I will kill them!' </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">The word got around and nobody called </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">him that any more. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">forgot and said, 'Good morning, Onestone.' He </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">the forest where he made love to her all day and </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">all night. He made love to her all the next day, </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">until Blue Bird died from exhaustion. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">The word got around that Onestone meant what </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">he promised he would do. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Years went by and no </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">one dared call him by his given name until A woman </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">away for a long time. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Yellow Bird , who was Blue Bird's cousin, was </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">overjoyed when she saw Onestone. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">She hugged him </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.' </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">then he made love to her all day, made love to her all </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">night, made love to her all the next day, made love to </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Why ??? </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">OH, come on... take a guess !!! </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Think about it !!! </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">You're going to love this !!!</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Everyone knows.. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">You can't kill Two Birds </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">with OneStone!!! </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"> </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 332423, member: 9922"] [B][FONT=comic sans ms][SIZE=3] The Indian With One Testicle There once was an Indian who had only one testicle and whose given name was 'Onestone'. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.. After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said,' If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!' The word got around and nobody called him that any more. Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, 'Good morning, Onestone.' He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion. The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do. Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until A woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away for a long time. Yellow Bird , who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.' Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die! Why ??? OH, come on... take a guess !!! Think about it !!! You're going to love this !!! Everyone knows.. You can't kill Two Birds with OneStone!!! [/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [/QUOTE]
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