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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 329970" data-attributes="member: 9922"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px">I was in the Texas Rose last night, at the bar waiting for a beer, when</span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px">a butt-ugly, big old heifer came up behind me, and slapped me on the ass. </span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px">She said, "Hey sexy, how about giving me your number."</span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px">I looked at her said, ”Have you got a pen?”</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px">She said, "I sure do."</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px">I said, "Well, you better get back into it before the farmer notices</span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px">you’re missing!"</span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px">My dental surgery is on Monday. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 329970, member: 9922"] [B][FONT=comic sans ms][SIZE=4] I was in the Texas Rose last night, at the bar waiting for a beer, when a butt-ugly, big old heifer came up behind me, and slapped me on the ass. She said, "Hey sexy, how about giving me your number." I looked at her said, ”Have you got a pen?” She said, "I sure do." I said, "Well, you better get back into it before the farmer notices you’re missing!" My dental surgery is on Monday. [/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [/QUOTE]
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