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<blockquote data-quote="TedG954" data-source="post: 320200" data-attributes="member: 9701"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">*To write with a broken pencil is . . . pointless.*</span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">*When fish are in schools, they sometimes . . . take debate.*</span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">*A thief who stole a calendar . .. . got twelve months.*</span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">*When the smog lifts in Los Angeles , . . . U.C.L.A.*</span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">*The batteries were given out . . . free of charge.*</span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">*A dentist and a manicurist married. . . . They fought tooth and nail.*</span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">*A will is a . . . dead giveaway.*</span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">*With her marriage, she got a new name . . . and a dress.*</span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">*A boiled egg is . . . hard to beat.*</span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">*When you've seen one shopping center . . . you've seen a mall.*</span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">*Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was . . .</span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">resisting a rest.*</span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">*Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? . . .</span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">He's all right now.*</span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">*A bicycle can't stand alone; . . . it is two tired.*</span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">*When a clock is hungry . . . it goes back four seconds*</span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">*The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine . . . was fully recovered.*</span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">*He had a photographic memory . . . which was never developed.*</span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">*Those who get too big for their britches will be . . . exposed in the end.*</span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">*When she saw her first strands of gray hair . . . she thought she'd dye.*</span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">*Acupuncture: . . . a jab well done.*</span></p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="TedG954, post: 320200, member: 9701"] [INDENT][SIZE=4][FONT=bookman old style][FONT=HelveticaNeue][INDENT][INDENT][FONT=arial]*To write with a broken pencil is . . . pointless.*[/FONT] [FONT=arial]*When fish are in schools, they sometimes . . . take debate.* *A thief who stole a calendar . .. . got twelve months.* *When the smog lifts in Los Angeles , . . . U.C.L.A.* *The batteries were given out . . . free of charge.* *A dentist and a manicurist married. . . . They fought tooth and nail.* *A will is a . . . dead giveaway.* *With her marriage, she got a new name . . . and a dress.* *A boiled egg is . . . hard to beat.* *When you've seen one shopping center . . . you've seen a mall.* *Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was . . . resisting a rest.* *Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? . . . He's all right now.* *A bicycle can't stand alone; . . . it is two tired.* *When a clock is hungry . . . it goes back four seconds* *The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine . . . was fully recovered.* *He had a photographic memory . . . which was never developed.* *Those who get too big for their britches will be . . . exposed in the end.* *When she saw her first strands of gray hair . . . she thought she'd dye.* *Acupuncture: . . . a jab well done.*[/FONT][/INDENT] [/INDENT] [/FONT][/FONT][/SIZE][FONT=bookman old style][FONT=HelveticaNeue][INDENT][INDENT][/INDENT] [/INDENT] [/FONT][/FONT][SIZE=4][FONT=bookman old style] [/FONT][/SIZE] [/INDENT] [/QUOTE]
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