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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 318270" data-attributes="member: 9922"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">GOD IS MISSING</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Two little boys, ages 3 and 5, are excessively mischievous. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">They are always getting into trouble and their parents know if any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">The mother sent the 3 year old in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">The preacher, a huge man with a deep booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">"Do you know where God is, son?" </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">"Where is God?! </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE IS GOD?!" </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">The boy screamed & bolted from the room, ran directly home & dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked,</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">"What happened?" </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">"We are in BIG trouble this time!" </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">"GOD is missing, and they think WE did it!"</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 318270, member: 9922"] [B][FONT=comic sans ms][SIZE=3]GOD IS MISSING Two little boys, ages 3 and 5, are excessively mischievous. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know if any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved. The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually. The mother sent the 3 year old in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon. The preacher, a huge man with a deep booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Do you know where God is, son?" The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open. So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?! Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE IS GOD?!" The boy screamed & bolted from the room, ran directly home & dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?" The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time!" "GOD is missing, and they think WE did it!" [/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [/QUOTE]
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