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<blockquote data-quote="mikew_RIP" data-source="post: 312371" data-attributes="member: 14174">A husband went to the&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; police station to file a &quot;missing person&quot; report for his missing&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; wife:&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Husband :-I lost my&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; wife, she went shopping &amp; hasn't come back yet.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Inspector :-What is&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; her height?Husband :-I never checked.Inspector :-Slim or&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; healthy?.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Husband :-Not slim,&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; can be healthy.Inspector :-Colour of eyes?Husband :-Never&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; noticed.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Inspector :-Colour of&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; hair?Husband :-Changes according to season.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Inspector :-What was&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; she wearing?Husband :-Not sure whether it was a dress or a&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; suit.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Inspector :-Was she&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; driving?Husband :-yes.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Inspector :-colour of&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; the car? . . . . . Husband :-black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; has a very thin scratch on the front left door....................….and&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; then the husband started crying...&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Inspector:-Don't&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; worry sir,.....we will find your car.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="mikew_RIP, post: 312371, member: 14174"] [B][COLOR=black]A husband went to the police station to file a "missing person" report for his missing wife:[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black]Husband :-I lost my wife, she went shopping & hasn't come back yet.[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black]Inspector :-What is her height? Husband :-I never checked. Inspector :-Slim or healthy?.[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black]Husband :-Not slim, can be healthy. Inspector :-Colour of eyes? Husband :-Never noticed.[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black]Inspector :-Colour of hair? Husband :-Changes according to season.[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black]Inspector :-What was she wearing? Husband :-Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit.[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black]Inspector :-Was she driving? Husband :-yes.[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black]Inspector :-colour of the car? . . . . . Husband :-black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door....................….and then the husband started crying...[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black]Inspector:-Don't worry sir,.....we will find your car.[/COLOR][/B] [/QUOTE]

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