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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 309660" data-attributes="member: 9922"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Admiring her neighbor's garden, which had beautiful, bright red</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">tomatoes, she went one day and inquired about his secret. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">"It's really quite simple," the old man explained, "Twice each </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">day, in the morning and in the evening, I expose myself in front </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">of the tomatoes and they turn red with embarrassment."</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Desperate for the perfect garden, she tried his advice and </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">proceeded to expose herself to her tomato plants, twice daily.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Two weeks passed and her neighbor stopped by to check on her</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">progress."So," he asked, "Any luck with your tomatoes?"</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">"No," she replied excitedly, "but you should see the size of my</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">cucumbers!!"</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 309660, member: 9922"] [B][FONT=comic sans ms][SIZE=3] Admiring her neighbor's garden, which had beautiful, bright red tomatoes, she went one day and inquired about his secret. "It's really quite simple," the old man explained, "Twice each day, in the morning and in the evening, I expose myself in front of the tomatoes and they turn red with embarrassment." Desperate for the perfect garden, she tried his advice and proceeded to expose herself to her tomato plants, twice daily. Two weeks passed and her neighbor stopped by to check on her progress."So," he asked, "Any luck with your tomatoes?" "No," she replied excitedly, "but you should see the size of my cucumbers!!" [/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [/QUOTE]
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