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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 308665" data-attributes="member: 9922">A husband and his wife went to bed. After laying in bed for a few minutes the husband lets rip a fart.&nbsp;&nbsp; Wifey rolls over and growls, &quot;What in God's name was that?&quot;&nbsp;&nbsp; Husband&nbsp; says, &quot;TOUCHDOUWN, I'm ahead, 7 to nothing!!!&quot;&nbsp;&nbsp; A few minutes later the wife lets rip a scorcher fart.&nbsp;&nbsp; Husband says, &quot;Crikey, what was that?&quot;&nbsp;&nbsp; She replies &quot;Touchdown, tie score.&quot;&nbsp;&nbsp; The man lays there for about 10 minutes trying to work one up. He tries so hard he accidently craps in the bed.&nbsp;&nbsp; The wife asks, &quot;Now what in the world was that?&quot;&nbsp;&nbsp; Husband replies, &quot;Now Halftime, switch sides.&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 308665, member: 9922"] [B][FONT=comic sans ms][SIZE=3] A husband and his wife went to bed. After laying in bed for a few minutes the husband lets rip a fart. Wifey rolls over and growls, "What in God's name was that?" Husband says, "TOUCHDOUWN, I'm ahead, 7 to nothing!!!" A few minutes later the wife lets rip a scorcher fart. Husband says, "Crikey, what was that?" She replies "Touchdown, tie score." The man lays there for about 10 minutes trying to work one up. He tries so hard he accidently craps in the bed. The wife asks, "Now what in the world was that?" Husband replies, "Now Halftime, switch sides." [/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [/QUOTE]

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