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<blockquote data-quote="TedG954" data-source="post: 301217" data-attributes="member: 9701"><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><u>Church Ladies With Typewriters -</u></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><u>Read them carefully to improve your own English</u></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><em><span style="color: #400080"><span style="font-family: 'courier'">They're Back! Those wonderful Church Bulletins!</span></span></em></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><em><span style="color: #400080"><span style="font-family: 'courier'">Thank God for the church ladies with typewriters.</span></span></em></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><em><span style="color: #400080"><span style="font-family: 'courier'">These </span></span></em></strong><strong><em><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'courier'">sentences</span></span></em></strong><strong><em><span style="color: #400080"><span style="font-family: 'courier'"> actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced at church services</span></span></em></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"> <table style='width: 100%'><tr><td>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</td></tr></table><p></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: #4181FF"><span style="font-family: 'courier'">The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.</span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: #400080"><span style="font-family: 'courier'"> </span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: #400080"><span style="font-family: 'courier'">--------------------------</span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: #424200"><span style="font-family: 'courier'">Scouts</span></span></strong> <strong><span style="color: #424200"><span style="font-family: 'courier'">are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other</span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: #424200"><span style="font-family: 'courier'">items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.</span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: #400080"><span style="font-family: 'courier'">--------------------------</span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'courier'">The sermon this morning: <span style="color: #006600">'Jesus Walks on the Water.</span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: #006600"><span style="font-family: 'courier'">'</span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'courier'">The sermon tonight:<span style="color: #006600">'Searching for Jesus.'</span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: #400080"><span style="font-family: 'courier'">-------------------------- </span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: #E000E0"><span style="font-family: 'courier'"></span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: #E000E0"><span style="font-family: 'courier'">Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale.</span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: #E000E0"><span style="font-family: 'courier'">It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth</span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: #E000E0"><span style="font-family: 'courier'">keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.</span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: #400080"><span style="font-family: 'courier'">--------------------------</span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: #400080"><span style="font-family: 'courier'"></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'courier'">Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: #400080"><span style="font-family: 'courier'">-------------------------- </span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: #E000E0"><span style="font-family: 'courier'"></span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: #E000E0"><span style="font-family: 'courier'">Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,</span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: #E000E0"><span style="font-family: 'courier'">' giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.</span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: #400080"><span style="font-family: 'courier'">-------------------------- </span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: #A13F00"><span style="font-family: 'courier'"></span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: #A13F00"><span style="font-family: 'courier'">For those of you who have children and don't know it,</span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: #A13F00"><span style="font-family: 'courier'">we have a nursery downstairs.</span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: #400080"><span style="font-family: 'courier'">-------------------------- </span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: #5F5F5F"><span style="font-family: 'courier'"></span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: #5F5F5F"><span style="font-family: 'courier'">Next Thursday there will be try-outs for the choir.</span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: #5F5F5F"><span style="font-family: 'courier'">They need all the help they can get.</span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: #400080"><span style="font-family: 'courier'">-------------------------- </span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: #4000A2"><span style="font-family: 'courier'"></span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: #4000A2"><span style="font-family: 'courier'">Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on</span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: #4000A2"><span style="font-family: 'courier'">October 24 in the church.</span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: #4000A2"><span style="font-family: 'courier'">So ends a friendship that began in their school days.</span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: #400080"><span style="font-family: 'courier'">-------------------------- </span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: #A00000"><span style="font-family: 'courier'"></span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: #A00000"><span style="font-family: 'courier'">A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in</span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: #A00000"><span style="font-family: 'courier'">the church hall. Music will follow..</span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: #400080"><span style="font-family: 'courier'">--------------------------</span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: #622152"><span style="font-family: 'courier'">At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is Hell?'</span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: #622152"><span style="font-family: 'courier'">Come early and listen to our choir practice.</span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: #400080"><span style="font-family: 'courier'">--------------------------</span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: #400080"><span style="font-family: 'courier'">Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the</span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: #400080"><span style="font-family: 'courier'">deterioration of some older ones.</span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: #400080"><span style="font-family: 'courier'">--------------------------</span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: #400080"><span style="font-family: 'courier'">Please place your donation in the envelope along with</span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: #400080"><span style="font-family: 'courier'">the deceased person you want remembered..</span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: #400080"><span style="font-family: 'courier'">--------------------------</span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: #4000A2"><span style="font-family: 'courier'">The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.</span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'courier'">--------------------------</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'courier'">Pot-luck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow.</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'courier'">--------------------------</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: #40005F"><span style="font-family: 'courier'">The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind.</span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: #40005F"><span style="font-family: 'courier'">They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.</span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: #400080"><span style="font-family: 'courier'">--------------------------</span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: #A1009F"><span style="font-family: 'courier'">This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church.</span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: #A1009F"><span style="font-family: 'courier'">Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.</span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: #400080"><span style="font-family: 'courier'">--------------------------</span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: #37605E"><span style="font-family: 'courier'">The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the Congregation would lend him their electric girdles</span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: #37605E"><span style="font-family: 'courier'">for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.</span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: #400080"><span style="font-family: 'courier'">--------------------------</span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'courier'">Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM . Please use the back door.</span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: #400080"><span style="font-family: 'courier'">--------------------------</span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: #400080"><span style="font-family: 'courier'">The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM ..</span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: #400080"><span style="font-family: 'courier'">The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.</span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: #400080"><span style="font-family: 'courier'">--------------------------</span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: #E26200"><span style="font-family: 'courier'">Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First</span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: #E26200"><span style="font-family: 'courier'">Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.</span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: #400080"><span style="font-family: 'courier'">--------------------------</span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: #400080"><span style="font-family: 'courier'">This one just about sums them all up:</span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: #400080"><span style="font-family: 'courier'">The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new campaign slogan last Sunday:</span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: #400080"><span style="font-family: 'courier'">'I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours.'</span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="TedG954, post: 301217, member: 9701"] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=arial][B][U]Church Ladies With Typewriters -[/U][/B] [B][U]Read them carefully to improve your own English[/U][/B] [B][I][COLOR=#400080][FONT=courier]They're Back! Those wonderful Church Bulletins![/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B] [B][I][COLOR=#400080][FONT=courier]Thank God for the church ladies with typewriters.[/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B] [B][I][COLOR=#400080][FONT=courier]These [/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B][B][I][COLOR=red][FONT=courier]sentences[/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B][B][I][COLOR=#400080][FONT=courier] actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced at church services[/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B] [TABLE] [TR] [TD]--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------[/TD] [/TR] [/TABLE] [B][COLOR=#4181FF][FONT=courier]The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#400080][FONT=courier] --------------------------[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#424200][FONT=courier]Scouts[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B] [/B][B][COLOR=#424200][FONT=courier]are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#424200][FONT=courier]items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=arial][B][COLOR=#400080][FONT=courier]--------------------------[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][FONT=courier]The sermon this morning: [COLOR=#006600]'Jesus Walks on the Water.[/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][COLOR=#006600][FONT=courier]'[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][FONT=courier]The sermon tonight:[COLOR=#006600]'Searching for Jesus.'[/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][COLOR=#400080][FONT=courier]-------------------------- [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#E000E0][FONT=courier] Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#E000E0][FONT=courier]It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#E000E0][FONT=courier]keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#400080][FONT=courier]-------------------------- [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][FONT=courier]Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.[COLOR=#4181FF][/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][COLOR=#400080][FONT=courier]-------------------------- [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#E000E0][FONT=courier] Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#E000E0][FONT=courier]' giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#400080][FONT=courier][/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#400080][FONT=courier]-------------------------- [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#A13F00][FONT=courier] For those of you who have children and don't know it,[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#A13F00][FONT=courier]we have a nursery downstairs.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#400080][FONT=courier][/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#400080][FONT=courier]-------------------------- [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#5F5F5F][FONT=courier] Next Thursday there will be try-outs for the choir.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#5F5F5F][FONT=courier]They need all the help they can get.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#400080][FONT=courier][/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#400080][FONT=courier]-------------------------- [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#4000A2][FONT=courier] Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#4000A2][FONT=courier]October 24 in the church.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#4000A2][FONT=courier]So ends a friendship that began in their school days.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#400080][FONT=courier]-------------------------- [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#A00000][FONT=courier] A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#A00000][FONT=courier]the church hall. Music will follow..[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#400080][FONT=courier][/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#400080][FONT=courier]--------------------------[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#622152][FONT=courier]At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is Hell?'[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#622152][FONT=courier]Come early and listen to our choir practice.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#400080][FONT=courier]--------------------------[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#400080][FONT=courier]Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#400080][FONT=courier]deterioration of some older ones.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#400080][FONT=courier]--------------------------[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#400080][FONT=courier]Please place your donation in the envelope along with[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#400080][FONT=courier]the deceased person you want remembered..[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#400080][FONT=courier]--------------------------[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#4000A2][FONT=courier]The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][FONT=courier]--------------------------[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=courier]Pot-luck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow. --------------------------[/FONT][/B] [B][COLOR=#40005F][FONT=courier]The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#40005F][FONT=courier]They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#400080][FONT=courier]--------------------------[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#A1009F][FONT=courier]This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#A1009F][FONT=courier]Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#400080][FONT=courier]--------------------------[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#37605E][FONT=courier]The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the Congregation would lend him their electric girdles[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#37605E][FONT=courier]for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#400080][FONT=courier][/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#400080][FONT=courier]--------------------------[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=red][FONT=courier]Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM . Please use the back door.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#400080][FONT=courier]--------------------------[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#400080][FONT=courier]The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM ..[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#400080][FONT=courier]The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#400080][FONT=courier]--------------------------[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#E26200][FONT=courier]Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#E26200][FONT=courier]Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#400080][FONT=courier]--------------------------[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#400080][FONT=courier]This one just about sums them all up:[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#400080][FONT=courier]The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new campaign slogan last Sunday:[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#400080][FONT=courier]'I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours.'[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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