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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 300187" data-attributes="member: 9922"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"> </span></span></strong> </p><p> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Got a sign?</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></p><p></p><p> <strong><span style="color: black">Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:</span></strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."</span></span></strong> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">In a Podiatrist's office:</span></span></strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><strong>"Time wounds all heels."</strong></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">On a Septic Tank Truck:</span></span></strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span><strong><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">Yesterday's Meals on Wheels</span></span></strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">At an Optometrist's Office:</span></span></strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span><strong><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">"If you don't see what you're looking for,</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">you've come to the right place."</span></span></strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span><strong><span style="color: purple"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">On a Plumber's truck:</span></span></strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span><strong><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">"We repair what your husband fixed."</span></span></strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span><strong><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">On another Plumber's truck:</span></span></strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span><strong><span style="color: gray"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."</span></span></strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span><strong><span style="color: purple"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :</span></span></strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">"Invite us to your next blowout."</span></span></strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span><strong><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">On an Electrician's truck:</span></span></strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span><strong><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">"Let us remove your shorts."</span></span></strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">In a Non-smoking Area:</span></span></strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span><strong><span style="color: teal"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."</span></span></strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span><strong><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">On a</span></span></strong> <strong><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">Maternity Room door:</span></span></strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> <strong>"Push. Push. Push."</strong></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span><strong><span style="color: teal"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">At a Car Dealership:</span></span></strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span><strong><span style="color: purple"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">"The best way to get back on your feet -miss a car payment."</span></span></strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">Outside a Muffler Shop:</span></span></strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span><strong><span style="color: teal"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."</span></span></strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span><strong><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">In a Veterinarian's waiting room:</span></span></strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span><strong><span style="color: purple"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"</span></span></strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span><strong><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">At the Electric Company</span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">:</span></span></strong></p><p></p><p> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><strong>"We would be delighted if you send in your </strong></span></span></p><p> <strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">p</span></span></strong></p><p></p><p> <strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">ayment.</span></span></strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span></p><p> </p><p></p><p> <strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">However, if you don't, you will be</span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">delighted."</span></span></strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span><strong><span style="color: gray"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">In a Restaurant window:</span></span></strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span><strong><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">"Don't stand there and be hungry;</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p></p><p> <strong><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">come on in and get fed up."</span></span></strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">In the front yard of a Funeral Home:</span></span></strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span><strong><span style="color: gray"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">"Drive carefully. We'll wait."</span></span></strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">At a Propane Filling Station:</span></span></strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span><strong><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">"Thank heaven for little grills."</span></span></strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span><strong><span style="color: fuchsia"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">And don't forget the sign at a</span></span></strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span><strong><span style="color: fuchsia"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP:</span></span></strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span><strong><span style="color: fuchsia"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">"Best place in town to take a leak."</span></span></strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">And the best one for last............</span></span></strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:</span></span></strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"> </span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"</span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 300187, member: 9922"] [B][FONT=comic sans ms][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma]Got a sign? [/FONT][/COLOR][FONT=Helvetica][/FONT] [B][COLOR=black]Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=navy][FONT=Helvetica]"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=navy][FONT=Helvetica]In a Podiatrist's office:[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [B]"Time wounds all heels."[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica]On a Septic Tank Truck:[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=red][FONT=Helvetica]Yesterday's Meals on Wheels[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica]At an Optometrist's Office:[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=green][FONT=Helvetica]"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=purple][FONT=Helvetica]On a Plumber's truck:[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=red][FONT=Helvetica]"We repair what your husband fixed."[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=green][FONT=Helvetica]On another Plumber's truck:[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=gray][FONT=Helvetica]"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=purple][FONT=Helvetica]At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica]"Invite us to your next blowout."[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=green][FONT=Helvetica]On an Electrician's truck:[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=red][FONT=Helvetica]"Let us remove your shorts."[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=navy][FONT=Helvetica]In a Non-smoking Area:[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=teal][FONT=Helvetica]"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=red][FONT=Helvetica]On a[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#002060][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=red][FONT=Helvetica]Maternity Room door:[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [B]"Push. Push. Push."[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=teal][FONT=Helvetica]At a Car Dealership:[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=purple][FONT=Helvetica]"The best way to get back on your feet -miss a car payment."[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=navy][FONT=Helvetica]Outside a Muffler Shop:[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=teal][FONT=Helvetica]"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=red][FONT=Helvetica]In a Veterinarian's waiting room:[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=purple][FONT=Helvetica]"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=green][FONT=Helvetica]At the Electric Company[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=green][FONT=Trebuchet MS]:[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [B]"We would be delighted if you send in your [/B][/FONT][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=black][FONT=Trebuchet MS]p[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica]ayment.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT=Trebuchet MS][/FONT][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica]However, if you don't, you will be[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica]delighted."[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=gray][FONT=Helvetica]In a Restaurant window:[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=green][FONT=Helvetica]"Don't stand there and be hungry;[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=green][FONT=Trebuchet MS][/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=green][FONT=Helvetica]come on in and get fed up."[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=navy][FONT=Helvetica]In the front yard of a Funeral Home:[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=gray][FONT=Helvetica]"Drive carefully. We'll wait."[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica]At a Propane Filling Station:[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=red][FONT=Helvetica]"Thank heaven for little grills."[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=fuchsia][FONT=Helvetica]And don't forget the sign at a[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=fuchsia][FONT=Helvetica]CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP:[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=fuchsia][FONT=Helvetica]"Best place in town to take a leak."[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica]And the best one for last............[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=blue][FONT=Helvetica]Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica]"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [/QUOTE]
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