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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 296335" data-attributes="member: 9922"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">EMAIL</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The mother-in-law dropped in after shopping to find her son-in-law </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> boiling angry and hurriedly packing his suitcase. "What happened?" she </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> asked anxiously. </span></span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"What happened? I'll tell you what happened. I sent an </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> email to my wife --- your daughter --- telling her I was coming home a </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> day early from my fishing trip. I got home ...and guess what I found? </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> Your daughter, Jean, in bed with a naked guy! This is unforgivable, the </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> end of our marriage. I'm done. I'm leaving forever!" </span></span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"Calm down, calm </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> down!" said his mother-in-law. "There's something very odd about that. </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> Jean would never do such a thing. There must be a simple explanation. </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> I'll go speak to her and find out what happened." A few minutes later, </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> the mother-in-law came back with a big smile and said, "I told you there </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> must be a simple explanation --- she didn't receive your email."</span></span></span></span></span><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 296335, member: 9922"] [B][FONT=comic sans ms][SIZE=3]EMAIL [/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial]The mother-in-law dropped in after shopping to find her son-in-law boiling angry and hurriedly packing his suitcase. "What happened?" she asked anxiously. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Calibri][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Calibri][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial]"What happened? I'll tell you what happened. I sent an email to my wife --- your daughter --- telling her I was coming home a day early from my fishing trip. I got home ...and guess what I found? Your daughter, Jean, in bed with a naked guy! This is unforgivable, the end of our marriage. I'm done. I'm leaving forever!" [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Calibri][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Calibri][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial]"Calm down, calm down!" said his mother-in-law. "There's something very odd about that. Jean would never do such a thing. There must be a simple explanation. I'll go speak to her and find out what happened." A few minutes later, the mother-in-law came back with a big smile and said, "I told you there must be a simple explanation --- she didn't receive your email."[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][B][FONT=comic sans ms][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [/QUOTE]
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