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<blockquote data-quote="Mike150" data-source="post: 296296" data-attributes="member: 2287"><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Back when I was 10 and in school, our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken." </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-size: 12px">She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed. My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-size: 12px">I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-size: 12px">I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-size: 12px">The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-size: 12px">I told her it was chicken. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-size: 12px">She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-size: 12px">I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most. I told her, "Colonel Sanders." Guess where I am now...</span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Mike150, post: 296296, member: 2287"] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=HelveticaNeue][SIZE=3]Back when I was 10 and in school, our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken." [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=HelveticaNeue][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=HelveticaNeue][SIZE=3]She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed. My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=HelveticaNeue][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=HelveticaNeue][SIZE=3]I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=HelveticaNeue][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=HelveticaNeue][SIZE=3]I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again. [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=HelveticaNeue][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=HelveticaNeue][SIZE=3]The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=HelveticaNeue][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=HelveticaNeue][SIZE=3]I told her it was chicken. [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=HelveticaNeue][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=HelveticaNeue][SIZE=3]She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again. [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=HelveticaNeue][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=HelveticaNeue][SIZE=3]I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am. [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=HelveticaNeue][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=HelveticaNeue][SIZE=3]Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most. I told her, "Colonel Sanders." Guess where I am now...[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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