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<blockquote data-quote="mikew_RIP" data-source="post: 295368" data-attributes="member: 14174">An old one&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Purchasing or Leasing&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 


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Many people cannot decide which is&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; cheaper - purchasing or leasing..
We'd like&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; to help you&nbsp; decide by illustrating two charming stories of&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 
foolish men and cunning women. 
 
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Purchasing&nbsp; 
The maths on the Paul&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; McCartney - Heather Mills divorce was as follows: 
After 5 years of&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; marriage, he paid her $49 million. 
Assuming he had sex&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; with her every night during their 5 year&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; relationship 
it ended up with him purchasing @ $26,849 per&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; time. 


Leasing
On the&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; other hand, 
New York Governor Eliot Spitzer's favourite&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; hooker, Kristen, 
charged $4,000 per&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; night. 
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So, had Paul McCartney &quot;employed&quot; Kristen for 5 years @&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; $4,000 per night,he would have&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; paid only $7.3 million in total for sex every night. 
This&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; represents a $41..7 million saving for Eliot. 
What a shrewd man&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Eliot is, compared to the ageing Beatle. 
Further valuable benefits&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; of this Leasing option are;*&nbsp;&nbsp; a&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; (real) 22 year old 
*&nbsp;&nbsp; no need for coaxing / pleading /&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; begging 
*&nbsp;&nbsp; never a headache 
*&nbsp; happily agrees to&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; all technical requests 
*&nbsp;&nbsp; no&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; complaining 
*&nbsp;&nbsp; no “Honey - please do this”&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; lists 
Best of all, she leaves&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; and returns when asked.All at 1/7th the cost and no legal&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; fees.


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[QUOTE="mikew_RIP, post: 295368, member: 14174"] An old one Purchasing or Leasing [INDENT] [INDENT] [B]Many people cannot decide which is cheaper - purchasing or leasing..[/B] [B]We'd like to help you decide by illustrating two charming stories of foolish men and cunning women.[/B][B] Purchasing[/B][B] The maths on the Paul McCartney - Heather Mills divorce was as follows:[/B][B] After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.[/B][B] Assuming he had sex with her every night during their 5 year relationship[/B][B] it ended up with him purchasing @ $26,849 per time.[/B][B] [/B] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][B]Leasing[/B] [B]On the other hand,[/B][B] New York Governor Eliot Spitzer's favourite hooker, [/B][B]Kristen, charged $4,000 per night.[/B][B] [/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][B]So, had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for 5 years @ $4,000 per night,[/B][B]he would have paid only $7.3 million in total for sex every night. This represents a $41..7 million saving for Eliot. What a shrewd man Eliot is, compared to the ageing Beatle.[/B][B] Further valuable benefits of this Leasing option are;[/B][B]* a (real) 22 year old * no need for coaxing / pleading / begging[/B][B] * never a headache[/B][B] * happily agrees to all technical requests[/B][B] * no complaining[/B][B] * no “Honey - please do this” lists[/B][B] [/B][B] Best of all, she leaves and returns when asked.[/B][B]All at [/B][B]1/7th[/B][B] the cost and no legal fees.[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/INDENT] [/INDENT] [/QUOTE]

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