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<blockquote data-quote="Don Kuykendall_RIP" data-source="post: 281644" data-attributes="member: 6277"><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the Gates, St. Peter greets Ford, and tells him, ''Well, you've been such a good guy, and your invention ... the assembly line for the automobile changed the world. As a reward, you can hang out with anyone in Heaven you want.'' Ford thinks to himself about it, and says, ''I want to hang out with God Himself.''</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">The befuddled St. Peter takes Ford to the Throne Room, and introduces him to God. Ford then asks God, ''When you invented Woman, what were you thinking?'' God asks, ''What do you mean?'' ''Well,'' says Ford, ''You have some major design flaws in your invention:</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">1. There's too much front end protrusion.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">2. It chatters way too much at high speeds.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">3. Maintenance is extremely high.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">4. It constantly need repainting, and refinishing.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">5. It is out of commission at least 5 or 6 of every 28 days.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">6. The rear end wobbles too much.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">7. The intake is placed too close to the exhaust.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">8. The headlights are usually too small.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">9. fuel consumption is outrageous.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">...just to name a few.'' ''Hmmm ...,'' replies God, ''Hold on a minute.'' God goes over to the Celestial Supercomputer, types in a few keystrokes, and waits for the results. In no time the computer prints out a report, and God reads it. God then turns to Ford, and says, ''It may be that my invention is flawed, but according to these statistics, more men are riding my invention than yours."</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Don Kuykendall_RIP, post: 281644, member: 6277"] [SIZE=4][FONT=arial]Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the Gates, St. Peter greets Ford, and tells him, ''Well, you've been such a good guy, and your invention ... the assembly line for the automobile changed the world. As a reward, you can hang out with anyone in Heaven you want.'' Ford thinks to himself about it, and says, ''I want to hang out with God Himself.'' The befuddled St. Peter takes Ford to the Throne Room, and introduces him to God. Ford then asks God, ''When you invented Woman, what were you thinking?'' God asks, ''What do you mean?'' ''Well,'' says Ford, ''You have some major design flaws in your invention: 1. There's too much front end protrusion. 2. It chatters way too much at high speeds. 3. Maintenance is extremely high. 4. It constantly need repainting, and refinishing. 5. It is out of commission at least 5 or 6 of every 28 days. 6. The rear end wobbles too much. 7. The intake is placed too close to the exhaust. 8. The headlights are usually too small. 9. fuel consumption is outrageous. ...just to name a few.'' ''Hmmm ...,'' replies God, ''Hold on a minute.'' God goes over to the Celestial Supercomputer, types in a few keystrokes, and waits for the results. In no time the computer prints out a report, and God reads it. God then turns to Ford, and says, ''It may be that my invention is flawed, but according to these statistics, more men are riding my invention than yours."[/FONT][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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