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<blockquote data-quote="TedG954" data-source="post: 280138" data-attributes="member: 9701"><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Quickie in the Bushes</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-size: 15px">There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman.</span></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-size: 15px">They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life.</span></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-size: 15px">The angel tells them, 'As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most.'</span></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-size: 15px">He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the shrubbery.</span></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-size: 15px">The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues.</span></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-size: 15px">After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing.</span></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-size: 15px">The angel tells them, 'Um, you have fifteen</span></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-size: 15px">minutes left, would you care to do it again?'</span></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-size: 15px">He asks her 'Shall we?'</span></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-size: 15px">She eagerly replies, 'Oh, yes, let's! But let's change positions. This time, I 'll hold the pigeon down and <em>you </em>crap on its head.'</span></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-size: 15px"> AND WHAT WERE YOU THINKING???</span></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></p> </p> </p><p></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="TedG954, post: 280138, member: 9701"] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][FONT=Helvetica][SIZE=4]Quickie in the Bushes[/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][FONT=HelveticaNeue][FONT=times new roman][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][FONT=Arial][FONT=Helvetica][/FONT] [SIZE=4] [/SIZE] [FONT=Helvetica][SIZE=4]There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman.[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Helvetica][/FONT] [SIZE=4] [/SIZE] [FONT=Helvetica] [SIZE=4]They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life.[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Helvetica][/FONT] [SIZE=4] [/SIZE] [FONT=Helvetica][SIZE=4]The angel tells them, 'As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most.'[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Helvetica][/FONT] [SIZE=4] [/SIZE] [FONT=Helvetica][SIZE=4]He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the shrubbery.[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Helvetica][/FONT] [SIZE=4] [/SIZE] [FONT=Helvetica][SIZE=4]The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues.[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Helvetica][/FONT] [SIZE=4] [/SIZE][SIZE=4] [/SIZE] [FONT=Helvetica][SIZE=4]After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing.[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Helvetica][/FONT] [SIZE=4] [/SIZE] [FONT=Helvetica][SIZE=4]The angel tells them, 'Um, you have fifteen minutes left, would you care to do it again?'[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Helvetica][/FONT] [SIZE=4] [/SIZE] [FONT=Helvetica][SIZE=4]He asks her 'Shall we?'[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Helvetica][/FONT] [SIZE=4] [/SIZE] [FONT=Helvetica] [SIZE=4]She eagerly replies, 'Oh, yes, let's! But let's change positions. This time, I 'll hold the pigeon down and [I]you [/I]crap on its head.'[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Helvetica][/FONT] [SIZE=4] [/SIZE] [FONT=Helvetica] [SIZE=4] AND WHAT WERE YOU THINKING???[/SIZE][/FONT] [/FONT] [/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT] [/FONT] [/FONT] [/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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