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<blockquote data-quote="mikew_RIP" data-source="post: 276463" data-attributes="member: 14174">[FONT=&amp;quot]Two&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; men were talking.&nbsp; 'So, how's your sex&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; life?' &nbsp; 'Oh, nothing special.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; I'm having 
[FONT=&amp;quot]Pension
[FONT=&amp;quot] [/FONT][FONT=&amp;quot]sex.' [/FONT]
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; [FONT=&amp;quot]&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; '[/FONT][FONT=&amp;quot]Pension [/FONT][FONT=&amp;quot]sex?'&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 'Yeah, you know. [/FONT]
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; [FONT=&amp;quot]I&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; get a little each month but not enough to live&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; on!'[/FONT][FONT=&amp;quot] &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; [/FONT]
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; [FONT=&amp;quot] LOUD&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; SEX&nbsp;&nbsp; [/FONT][FONT=&amp;quot]&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; [/FONT]
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; [FONT=&amp;quot]&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; [/FONT][FONT=&amp;quot]A&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; wife went in to see a therapist and said,&nbsp; 'I've&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; got a big problem, doctor. &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes,&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; He lets out this ear splitting yell.'[/FONT]
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; [FONT=&amp;quot]&nbsp; <img src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&amp;ik=231f118b61&amp;view=att&amp;th=144a6e948b9df61a&amp;attid=0.0.2&amp;disp=emb&amp;zw&amp;atsh=1" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />[/FONT]
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; [FONT=&amp;quot]'My&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; dear,' the shrink said, 'that's completely&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; natural.&nbsp; I don't see what the problem&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; is'.&nbsp; 'The problem is,' she&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; complained, 'it wakes me&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; up!' [/FONT][FONT=&amp;quot] [/FONT]
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; [FONT=&amp;quot] QUIET&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; SEX[/FONT][FONT=&amp;quot]&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; [/FONT]
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; 
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; [FONT=&amp;quot]&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; [/FONT][FONT=&amp;quot]Tired&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; of a listless sex life, the man came right out and&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; [/FONT]
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; [FONT=&amp;quot]asks&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; his wife during a recent lovemaking session,&nbsp; 'How&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; come you never tell me when you have an orgasm?'&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; She glanced at him and replied, 'You're&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; never home!' [/FONT]
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[QUOTE="mikew_RIP, post: 276463, member: 14174"] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][CENTER][CENTER][COLOR=black][FONT=&quot]Two men were talking. 'So, how's your sex life?' 'Oh, nothing special. I'm having [/COLOR][/CENTER][/CENTER][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][CENTER][CENTER][COLOR=black][/COLOR][COLOR=navy][FONT=&quot]Pension[/COLOR][/center][/center][/color][/size][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][CENTER][CENTER][COLOR=navy][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=&quot]sex.' [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][COLOR=black][FONT=&quot] '[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=navy][FONT=&quot]Pension [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=&quot]sex?' [B]'Yeah, you know. [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][B][COLOR=black][FONT=&quot]I get a little each month but not enough to live on!'[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][B][U][COLOR=black][FONT=&quot] [I]LOUD SEX[/I] [/FONT][/COLOR][/U][/B][COLOR=black][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][COLOR=black][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=&quot]A wife went in to see a therapist and said, 'I've got a big problem, doctor. Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, He lets out this ear splitting yell.'[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][COLOR=black][FONT=&quot] [IMG]https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=231f118b61&view=att&th=144a6e948b9df61a&attid=0.0.2&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1[/IMG] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][COLOR=black][FONT=&quot]'My dear,' the shrink said, 'that's completely natural. I don't see what the problem is'. 'The problem is,' she complained, [B]'it wakes me up!' [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][U][COLOR=black][FONT=&quot] [B][I]QUIET SEX [/I][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/U][COLOR=black][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][COLOR=black][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=&quot]Tired of a listless sex life, the man came right out and [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][COLOR=black][FONT=&quot]asks his wife during a recent lovemaking session, 'How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm?' She glanced at him and replied, [B]'You're never home!'[/B] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/CENTER][/CENTER] [COLOR=black][/COLOR] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]

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