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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 275388" data-attributes="member: 9922"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: #17375e">Toward the end of the Sunday service, the Minister asked, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?" Eighty percent of the congregation held up their hands.</span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: #17375e"></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: #17375e">The Minister repeated his question. Everyone responded this time, except one man, Walter Barnes, who attended church only when the weather was bad.</span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: #17375e"></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: #17375e">"Mr. Barnes, it's obviously not a good morning for golf. It's good to see you here today. Aren’t you willing to forgive your enemies?" </span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: #17375e"></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: #17375e">"I don't have any," he replied gruffly. </span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: #17375e"></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: #17375e">"Mr. Barnes, that’s very unusual. How old are you?" "Ninety-eight," he replied. The congregation stood up and clapped their hands. </span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: #17375e"></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: #17375e">"Okay, Mr. Barnes, would you please come down in front and tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years and not have an enemy in the world?" </span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: #17375e"></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: #17375e">The old fart tottered down the aisle, stopped in front of the pulpit, turned around and faced the congregation and said, "I outlived all them assholes," then calmly returned to his seat.</span></strong></span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 275388, member: 9922"] [B][FONT=comic sans ms][SIZE=3][B][COLOR=#17375e]Toward the end of the Sunday service, the Minister asked, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?" Eighty percent of the congregation held up their hands.[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#17375e] The Minister repeated his question. Everyone responded this time, except one man, Walter Barnes, who attended church only when the weather was bad.[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#17375e] "Mr. Barnes, it's obviously not a good morning for golf. It's good to see you here today. Aren’t you willing to forgive your enemies?" [/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#17375e] "I don't have any," he replied gruffly. [/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#17375e] "Mr. Barnes, that’s very unusual. How old are you?" "Ninety-eight," he replied. The congregation stood up and clapped their hands. [/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#17375e] "Okay, Mr. Barnes, would you please come down in front and tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years and not have an enemy in the world?" The old fart tottered down the aisle, stopped in front of the pulpit, turned around and faced the congregation and said, "I outlived all them assholes," then calmly returned to his seat.[/COLOR][/B][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [/QUOTE]
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