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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 275378" data-attributes="member: 9922"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">7 KINDS OF SEX:</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px">The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px">*This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone, and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px">The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px">*This is when you have been with your partner for a short time, and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px">The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px">* This is when you have been with your partner for a long time, your sex has gotten routine, and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px">The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex.</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px">*This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say 'Screw you.'</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px">The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex.</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px">*This means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon, and Nun at night. (Very Popular)</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px">The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex.</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px">*This is when you cannot stand your Wife anymore. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px">And; Last, but not least, the 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex.</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px">* You get a little each month, but not enough to enjoy yourself.</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 275378, member: 9922"] [B][FONT=comic sans ms][SIZE=3]7 KINDS OF SEX: [/SIZE][/FONT][/B][INDENT][INDENT]The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. [/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]*This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone, and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. [/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. [/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]*This is when you have been with your partner for a short time, and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. [/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. [/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]* This is when you have been with your partner for a long time, your sex has gotten routine, and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. [/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. [/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]*This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say 'Screw you.' [/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex. [/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]*This means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon, and Nun at night. (Very Popular) [/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. [/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]*This is when you cannot stand your Wife anymore. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone. [/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]And; Last, but not least, the 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex. [/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]* You get a little each month, but not enough to enjoy yourself. [/INDENT][/INDENT][B][FONT=comic sans ms][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [/QUOTE]
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