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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 275376" data-attributes="member: 9922"><p><span style="font-size: 12px">TIME TRAVEL HAS AFFECTED MY SHOOTING, NOT MY HUMOR. <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: inherit">Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic School .</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: inherit">Usually she slept through the class.</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span></strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: inherit">One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping.</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span></strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: inherit">'Tell me Susie, who created the universe?'</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span></strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: inherit">When Susie didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span></strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: inherit">'God Almighty!' shouted Susie.</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span></strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: inherit">The Nun said, 'Very good' and continued teaching her class..</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span></strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: inherit">A little later the Nun asked Susie, 'Who is our Lord and Savior?'</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: inherit">But Susie didn't stir from her slumber.</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span></strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: inherit">Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck her in the butt.</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span></strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: inherit">'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Susie.</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span></strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: inherit">And the Nun once again said, 'Very good,' and Susie fell back asleep..</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span></strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: inherit">The Nun asked her a third question...'What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span></strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: inherit">Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Susie jumped up and shouted,</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span></strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: inherit">'If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: inherit">half!'</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span></strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: inherit">The nun fainted !</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 275376, member: 9922"] [SIZE=3]TIME TRAVEL HAS AFFECTED MY SHOOTING, NOT MY HUMOR. :-) [B][COLOR=black][FONT='inherit']Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic School . Usually she slept through the class. [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT='inherit'] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=black][FONT='inherit']One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT='inherit'] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=black][FONT='inherit']'Tell me Susie, who created the universe?' [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT='inherit'] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=black][FONT='inherit']When Susie didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear. [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT='inherit'] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=black][FONT='inherit']'God Almighty!' shouted Susie. [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT='inherit'] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=black][FONT='inherit']The Nun said, 'Very good' and continued teaching her class.. [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT='inherit'] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=black][FONT='inherit']A little later the Nun asked Susie, 'Who is our Lord and Savior?' But Susie didn't stir from her slumber. [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT='inherit'] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=black][FONT='inherit']Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck her in the butt. [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT='inherit'] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=black][FONT='inherit']'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Susie. [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT='inherit'] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=black][FONT='inherit']And the Nun once again said, 'Very good,' and Susie fell back asleep.. [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT='inherit'] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=black][FONT='inherit']The Nun asked her a third question...'What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?' [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT='inherit'] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=black][FONT='inherit']Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Susie jumped up and shouted, [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT='inherit'] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=black][FONT='inherit']'If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!' [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT='inherit'] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=black][FONT='inherit']The nun fainted ![/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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