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<blockquote data-quote="Don Kuykendall_RIP" data-source="post: 274417" data-attributes="member: 6277"><p><span style="color: #808080"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'">Because it's Friday...</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #808080"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'">"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl." </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #808080"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'">The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?"</span></span><span style="color: #808080"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #808080"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #808080"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'">"Yes, Father, it is." </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #808080"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #808080"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'">"And who was the girl you were with?" </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #808080"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #808080"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'">"I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation." </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #808080"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #808080"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'">"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #808080"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #808080"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'">"I cannot say." </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #808080"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #808080"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'">"Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?" </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #808080"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #808080"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'">"I'll never tell." </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #808080"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #808080"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'">"Was it Nina Capelli?" </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #808080"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #808080"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'">"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her." </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #808080"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #808080"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'">"Was it Cathy Piriano?" </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #808080"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #808080"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'">"My lips are sealed."</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #808080"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #808080"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'">"Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?" </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #808080"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #808080"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'">"Please, Father! I cannot tell you." </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #808080"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #808080"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'">The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself." </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #808080"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #808080"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'">Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?" </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #808080"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #808080"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'">"Four months vacation and five good leads..."</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Don Kuykendall_RIP, post: 274417, member: 6277"] [COLOR=#808080][FONT=lucida grande]Because it's Friday...[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#808080][FONT=lucida grande]"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl." [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#808080][FONT=lucida grande]The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?"[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#808080][FONT=lucida grande] "Yes, Father, it is." "And who was the girl you were with?" "I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation." "Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?" "I cannot say." "Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?" "I'll never tell." "Was it Nina Capelli?" "I'm sorry, but I cannot name her." "Was it Cathy Piriano?" "My lips are sealed." "Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?" "Please, Father! I cannot tell you." The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself." Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?" "Four months vacation and five good leads..."[/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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