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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 273293" data-attributes="member: 9922"><p> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">A cockroach can live nine days without its head before it starves to death.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Thomas Edison, who invented the lightbulb, was afraid of the dark.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Most American car horns honk in the key of F, which is also the same key as a telephone dial tone.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">A man named Charles Osborne had the hiccups for 68 years, from 1922-1990. They started after a 300-pound hog fell on top of him while he was getting ready to slaughter it. The hiccups stopped when he was 96, about a year before he died.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">In an average lifetime the average American receives 31 prank phone calls.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Olive oil can be used as a hair conditioner.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">What does a soldier keep in a frog? His bayonet</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">The first bar of chocolate was produced by Cadbury in England in 1842.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Coca-cola has never been patented because to do that they would have to reveal the formula.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Fortune cookies were actually invented in America, in the early 1900s.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">What planet has 1,600 volcanoes? Venus</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Honey is the only food that doesn't spoil.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">In England, in the 1880's, "Pants" was considered a dirty word.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Damaged bills that are torn in half are still legal tender. They can be taken to a bank to be replaced.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">All cows are female. Male "cows" are called bulls.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">At least 9 million other people in the world have the same birthday as you.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">In Disney's Fantasia, the Sorcerer name is Yensid which is Disney backwards.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">What is the dot over the letter 'i' called? A tittle.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">A snail can sleep for 3 years.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">I WISH I WAS A SNAIL FOR A DAY - NEED THE SLEEP.</span></span></strong></li> </ul></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 273293, member: 9922"] [LIST] [*]A cockroach can live nine days without its head before it starves to death. [*] [*]Thomas Edison, who invented the lightbulb, was afraid of the dark. [*] [*]Most American car horns honk in the key of F, which is also the same key as a telephone dial tone. [*] [*]A man named Charles Osborne had the hiccups for 68 years, from 1922-1990. They started after a 300-pound hog fell on top of him while he was getting ready to slaughter it. The hiccups stopped when he was 96, about a year before he died. [*] [*]In an average lifetime the average American receives 31 prank phone calls. [*] [*]Olive oil can be used as a hair conditioner. [*] [*]What does a soldier keep in a frog? His bayonet [*] [*]The first bar of chocolate was produced by Cadbury in England in 1842. [*] [*]Coca-cola has never been patented because to do that they would have to reveal the formula. [*] [*]Fortune cookies were actually invented in America, in the early 1900s. [*] [*]What planet has 1,600 volcanoes? Venus [*] [*]Honey is the only food that doesn't spoil. [*] [*]In England, in the 1880's, "Pants" was considered a dirty word. [*] [*]Damaged bills that are torn in half are still legal tender. They can be taken to a bank to be replaced. [*] [*]All cows are female. Male "cows" are called bulls. [*] [*]At least 9 million other people in the world have the same birthday as you. [*] [*]In Disney's Fantasia, the Sorcerer name is Yensid which is Disney backwards. [*] [*]The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket. [*] [*]What is the dot over the letter 'i' called? A tittle. [*] [*]A snail can sleep for 3 years. [*] [*][B][FONT=comic sans ms][SIZE=3]I WISH I WAS A SNAIL FOR A DAY - NEED THE SLEEP.[/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [/LIST] [B][FONT=comic sans ms][/FONT][/B] [/QUOTE]
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