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<blockquote data-quote="Roy1961" data-source="post: 271261" data-attributes="member: 12541"><p>A man received the following text from his neighbor:<span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">In fact, more than you.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">I'm not getting it at home, but that's no excuse.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">apology with my promise that it won't happen again.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">Bob, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun,</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">A few moments later, a second text came in:</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">Damn autocorrect. I meant "wifi", not "wife".</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">Best regards</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Roy1961, post: 271261, member: 12541"] A man received the following text from his neighbor:[FONT=Courier New] I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, more than you. I'm not getting it at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again. Bob, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her. A few moments later, a second text came in: Damn autocorrect. I meant "wifi", not "wife". Best regards[/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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