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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 270825" data-attributes="member: 9922"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">THESE ARE PRICELESS!</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Children writing about the ocean</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">The next time you take an oceanography course, you will be totally prepared.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">1) - This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.(Kelly, age 6 )</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">2 ) - Oysters' balls are called pearls. (Jerry, age 6)</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">3) - If you are surrounded by ocean, you are an island. If you don't</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">have ocean all round you, you are incontinent. (Mike, age 7)</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">4) - Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Richardson . She's not my friend any more. (Kylie, age 6)</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">5) - A dolphin breaths through an asshole on the top of its head. (Billy,</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">age 8)</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">6) - My uncle goes out in his boat with 2 other men and a woman and</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">pots and comes back with crabs. (Millie, age 6)</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">7) - When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">the ocean. Sometimes when the wind didn't blow the sailors would</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would have been</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">better off eating beans. (William, age 7)</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">8) - Mermaids live in the ocean. I like mermaids. They are beautiful</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">and I like their shiny tails, but how on earth do mermaids get</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">pregnant? Like, really? (Helen, age 6)</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">9) - I'm not going to write about the ocean. My baby brother is always</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">crying, my Dad keeps yelling at my Mom, and my big sister has just got</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy, age 6)</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">10) - Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">think they have to plug themselves in to chargers. (Christopher, age</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">7)</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">11) - When you go swimming in the ocean, it is very cold, and it makes</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">my willy small. (Kevin, age 6)</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">12) - Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Divers</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Becky,</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">age 8)</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">13) - On vacation my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she was</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water fired</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">right up her big fat ass. (Julie, age 7)</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">14) - The ocean is made up of water and fish. Why the fish don't drown</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">I don't know.. (Bobby, age 6)</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">15) - My dad was a sailor on the ocean. He knows all about the ocean.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">What he doesn't know is why he quit being a sailor and married my mom.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px">(James, age 7)</span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 270825, member: 9922"] [B][FONT=comic sans ms][SIZE=3] THESE ARE PRICELESS! Children writing about the ocean The next time you take an oceanography course, you will be totally prepared. 1) - This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.(Kelly, age 6 ) 2 ) - Oysters' balls are called pearls. (Jerry, age 6) 3) - If you are surrounded by ocean, you are an island. If you don't have ocean all round you, you are incontinent. (Mike, age 7) 4) - Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson . She's not my friend any more. (Kylie, age 6) 5) - A dolphin breaths through an asshole on the top of its head. (Billy, age 8) 6) - My uncle goes out in his boat with 2 other men and a woman and pots and comes back with crabs. (Millie, age 6) 7) - When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes when the wind didn't blow the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would have been better off eating beans. (William, age 7) 8) - Mermaids live in the ocean. I like mermaids. They are beautiful and I like their shiny tails, but how on earth do mermaids get pregnant? Like, really? (Helen, age 6) 9) - I'm not going to write about the ocean. My baby brother is always crying, my Dad keeps yelling at my Mom, and my big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy, age 6) 10) - Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves in to chargers. (Christopher, age 7) 11) - When you go swimming in the ocean, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small. (Kevin, age 6) 12) - Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Divers can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Becky, age 8) 13) - On vacation my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she was going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water fired right up her big fat ass. (Julie, age 7) 14) - The ocean is made up of water and fish. Why the fish don't drown I don't know.. (Bobby, age 6) 15) - My dad was a sailor on the ocean. He knows all about the ocean. What he doesn't know is why he quit being a sailor and married my mom. (James, age 7)[/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [/QUOTE]
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