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Message: <blockquote data-quote="TedG954" data-source="post: 270466" data-attributes="member: 9701"><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><u><span style="color: #008A17">Jenny Craig FOR MEN</span></u></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">I called the company and ordered their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before me a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">The sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can have me.'</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">Without a second thought, I took off after her. A few miles later</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">huffing and puffing, I finally gave up.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">thing happens.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">On the fifth day, I weighed myself and am delighted to find    </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">I lost 10 lbs. as promised.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">I  called the company and ordered their 5-day/20 pound program.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">stunning, beautiful, sexy woman I have ever seen in my life.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">her neck that reads, 'If you catch me you can have me'.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">Well, I'm out the door after her like a shot.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">This girl is in excellent shape and I do my best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens and I'm gradually getting in better and better shape.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">Much to my delight on the fifth day when I weigh myself, I</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">discover that I have lost another 20 lbs. as promised.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">So I decide to go for broke and calls the company to order</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">the 7-day/50 pound program.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">"Are  you sure?" asks the representative on. "This is our</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">most rigorous program."</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">"Absolutely," I reply, "I haven't felt this good in years."</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">The next day there's a knock at the door; and when I</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">open it find a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">and a sign around his neck that reads,</span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">"If I catch you,... you're mine."</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">I lost 63 pounds that week.</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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