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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 268707" data-attributes="member: 9922"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-family: 'calibri'">Someone asked me, "and now that you are retired, do you still have a job?"</span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-family: 'calibri'"></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-family: 'calibri'">I replied, "Yes</span></strong><strong><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><span style="font-family: 'calibri'">, among other things,</span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'calibri'"> I am my wife's sexual adviser."</span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-family: 'calibri'"></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-family: 'calibri'">"Somewhat shocked, they said "I beg your pardon, but what do you mean by</span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-family: 'calibri'">that?"</span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-family: 'calibri'"></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-family: 'calibri'">"Very simple. My wife has told me that when she wants my fucking advice,</span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-family: 'calibri'">she'll ask me for it."</span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 268707, member: 9922"] [B][FONT=comic sans ms][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=arial][COLOR=black][FONT=arial][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000][B][FONT=calibri]Someone asked me, "and now that you are retired, do you still have a job?" I replied, "Yes[/FONT][/B][B][COLOR=#0D0D0D][FONT=calibri], among other things,[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][FONT=calibri] I am my wife's sexual adviser." "Somewhat shocked, they said "I beg your pardon, but what do you mean by that?" "Very simple. My wife has told me that when she wants my fucking advice, she'll ask me for it."[/FONT][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [/QUOTE]
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