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<blockquote data-quote="mikew_RIP" data-source="post: 258439" data-attributes="member: 14174"><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><em><span style="color: #008a17">[FONT=&quot]The phone rings </span></em></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><em><span style="color: #008a17"></span></em></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><em><span style="color: #008a17">Mrs. Sanders, this is Dr. Jones at St. Agnes Laboratory.</span></em></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><em><span style="color: #008a17"></span></em></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><em><span style="color: #008a17">When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy</span></em></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><em><span style="color: #008a17">from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well. We are now uncertain which one</span></em></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><em><span style="color: #008a17">belongs to your husband. Frankly, either way the results are not too</span></em></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><em><span style="color: #008a17">good."</span></em></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><em><span style="color: #008a17"></span></em></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><em><span style="color: #008a17">"What do you mean?" Mrs. Sanders asks nervously.</span></em></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><em><span style="color: #008a17"></span></em></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><em><span style="color: #008a17">"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other</span></em></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><em><span style="color: #008a17">one tested positive for HIV. We can't tell which is which."</span></em></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><em><span style="color: #008a17"></span></em></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><em><span style="color: #008a17">"That's dreadful! Can you do the test again?" questioned Mrs.. Sanders.</span></em></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><em><span style="color: #008a17"></span></em></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><em><span style="color: #008a17">"Normally we could have, but the new health care system will only pay for</span></em></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><em><span style="color: #008a17">these expensive tests just one time."</span></em></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><em><span style="color: #008a17"></span></em></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><em><span style="color: #008a17">''Well, what am I supposed to do now? "</span></em></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><em><span style="color: #008a17"></span></em></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><em><span style="color: #008a17">"The folks at health care recommend that you drop your husband off</span></em></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><em><span style="color: #008a17">somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep</span></em></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><em><span style="color: #008a17">with him."</span></em></strong></span></span></span>[/FONT]</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="mikew_RIP, post: 258439, member: 14174"] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][B][I][COLOR=#008a17][FONT="]The phone rings Mrs. Sanders, this is Dr. Jones at St. Agnes Laboratory. When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well. We are now uncertain which one belongs to your husband. Frankly, either way the results are not too good." "What do you mean?" Mrs. Sanders asks nervously. "Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for HIV. We can't tell which is which." "That's dreadful! Can you do the test again?" questioned Mrs.. Sanders. "Normally we could have, but the new health care system will only pay for these expensive tests just one time." ''Well, what am I supposed to do now? " "The folks at health care recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him."[/COLOR][/I][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][B][I][COLOR=#008a17][/COLOR][/I][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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