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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 255183" data-attributes="member: 9922"><p><strong> CONTINUED: <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /> <span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff00ff"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff00ff">11.</span></span></span></span> <span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080">Why is it called "after dark" </span></span></span></span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080">When it really is "after light"?</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff00ff"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff00ff"></span></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff00ff"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff00ff"></span></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff00ff"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff00ff"></span></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff00ff"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff00ff"></span></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff00ff"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff00ff">12..</span></span></span></span> <span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #808080"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #808080">Doesn't "expecting the unexpected"</span></span></span></span></strong> <span style="font-size: 10px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><strong></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #808080"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #808080"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #808080">Make the unexpected expected?</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008080"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008080"></span></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008080"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008080"></span></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008080"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008080"></span></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008080"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008080"></span></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008080"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008080">13.. </span></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080">Why are a "wise man" and </span></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080"></span></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080"></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080">A "wise guy" opposites?</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080">14. </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #808080"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #808080">Why do "overlook" and "oversee"</span></span></span></span></strong> </strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"></span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #808080"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #808080"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #808080">Mean opposite things?</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008000"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008000"></span></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008000"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008000"></span></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008000"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008000"></span></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008000"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008000"></span></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008000"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008000">15.</span></span></span></span> <span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080">Why is "phonics" </span></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080"></span></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080"></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080">Not spelled </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080">The way it sounds?</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ffff00"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ffff00"></span></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ffff00"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ffff00"></span></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ffff00"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ffff00"></span></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ffff00"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ffff00"></span></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ffff00"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ffff00">16.</span></span></span></span> <span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #808080"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #808080">If work is so terrific, </span></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #808080"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #808080"></span></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #808080"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #808080"></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #808080"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #808080"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #808080">Why do they have to pay you to do it?</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000ff"></span></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000ff"></span></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000ff"></span></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000ff"></span></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000ff">17..</span></span></span></span> <span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080">If all the world is a stage,</span></span></span></span></strong> </strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"></span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080">Where is the audience sitting?</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff0000"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff0000"></span></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff0000"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff0000"></span></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff0000"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff0000"></span></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff0000"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff0000"></span></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff0000"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff0000">18.</span></span></span></span> <span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #808080"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #808080">If</span></span></span></span> <span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #808080"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #808080">love is blind,</span></span></span></span></strong> </strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"></span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #808080"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #808080"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #808080">Why is lingerie so popular?</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff00ff"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff00ff"></span></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff00ff"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff00ff"></span></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff00ff"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff00ff"></span></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff00ff"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff00ff"></span></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff00ff"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff00ff">19.</span></span></span></span> <span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080">If you are cross-eyed </span></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080"></span></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080"></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080">And have dyslexia, </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080">Can you read all right?</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff00ff"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff00ff"></span></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff00ff"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff00ff"></span></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff00ff"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff00ff"></span></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff00ff"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff00ff"></span></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff00ff"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff00ff">20.</span></span></span></span> <span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080">Why is bra singular</span></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080">And panties plural?</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 255183, member: 9922"] [B] CONTINUED: :-) [SIZE=5][COLOR=#ff00ff][SIZE=5][COLOR=#ff00ff]11.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=2] [/SIZE][SIZE=5][COLOR=#800080][SIZE=5][COLOR=#800080]Why is it called "after dark" [/COLOR][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=#800080][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=#800080][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=#800080]When it really is "after light"?[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=5][COLOR=#ff00ff][SIZE=5][COLOR=#ff00ff] 12..[/COLOR][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=2] [/SIZE][SIZE=5][COLOR=#808080][SIZE=5][COLOR=#808080]Doesn't "expecting the unexpected"[/COLOR][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][SIZE=2] [/SIZE][SIZE=2] [/SIZE] [B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=#808080][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=#808080][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=#808080][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=#808080][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=#808080][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=#808080]Make the unexpected expected?[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=5][COLOR=#008080][SIZE=5][COLOR=#008080] 13.. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=5][COLOR=#800080][SIZE=5][COLOR=#800080]Why are a "wise man" and [/COLOR][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][COLOR=#800080][SIZE=5][COLOR=#800080] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=#800080][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=#800080][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=#800080][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=#800080][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=#800080][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=#800080]A "wise guy" opposites? 14. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=5][COLOR=#808080][SIZE=5][COLOR=#808080]Why do "overlook" and "oversee"[/COLOR][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][SIZE=2] [/SIZE] [SIZE=2] [/SIZE][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=#808080][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=#808080][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=#808080][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=#808080][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=#808080][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=#808080]Mean opposite things?[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=5][COLOR=#008000][SIZE=5][COLOR=#008000] 15.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=2] [/SIZE][SIZE=5][COLOR=#800080][SIZE=5][COLOR=#800080]Why is "phonics" [/COLOR][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][COLOR=#800080][SIZE=5][COLOR=#800080] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=#800080][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=#800080][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=#800080]Not spelled [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=#800080][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=#800080][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=#800080]The way it sounds?[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=5][COLOR=#ffff00][SIZE=5][COLOR=#ffff00] 16.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=2] [/SIZE][SIZE=5][COLOR=#808080][SIZE=5][COLOR=#808080]If work is so terrific, [/COLOR][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][COLOR=#808080][SIZE=5][COLOR=#808080] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=#808080][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=#808080][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=#808080][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=#808080][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=#808080][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=#808080]Why do they have to pay you to do it?[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=5][COLOR=#0000ff][SIZE=5][COLOR=#0000ff] 17..[/COLOR][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=2] [/SIZE][SIZE=5][COLOR=#800080][SIZE=5][COLOR=#800080]If all the world is a stage,[/COLOR][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][SIZE=2] [/SIZE] [SIZE=2] [/SIZE][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=#800080][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=#800080][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=#800080][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=#800080][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=#800080][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=#800080]Where is the audience sitting?[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=5][COLOR=#ff0000][SIZE=5][COLOR=#ff0000] 18.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=2] [/SIZE][SIZE=5][COLOR=#808080][SIZE=5][COLOR=#808080]If[/COLOR][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=2] [/SIZE][SIZE=5][COLOR=#808080][SIZE=5][COLOR=#808080]love is blind,[/COLOR][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][SIZE=2] [/SIZE] [SIZE=2] [/SIZE][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=#808080][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=#808080][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=#808080][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=#808080][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=#808080][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=#808080]Why is lingerie so popular?[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=5][COLOR=#ff00ff][SIZE=5][COLOR=#ff00ff] 19.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=2] [/SIZE][SIZE=5][COLOR=#800080][SIZE=5][COLOR=#800080]If you are cross-eyed [/COLOR][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][COLOR=#800080][SIZE=5][COLOR=#800080] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=#800080][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=#800080][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=#800080]And have dyslexia, [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=#800080][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=#800080][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=#800080]Can you read all right?[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=5][COLOR=#ff00ff][SIZE=5][COLOR=#ff00ff] 20.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=2] [/SIZE][SIZE=5][COLOR=#800080][SIZE=5][COLOR=#800080]Why is bra singular[/COLOR][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=#800080][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=#800080][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=#800080]And panties plural? 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