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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 255180" data-attributes="member: 9922"><p>OXYMORONS:<strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000ff">1.</span></span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080">Is it good if</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080">a vacuum really sucks?</span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff0000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff0000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff0000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff0000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff0000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff0000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff0000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff0000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff0000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff0000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff0000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff0000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff0000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff0000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff0000">2. </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #808080"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #808080"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #808080">Why is the third hand</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #808080"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #808080">On the watch </span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #808080"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #808080"></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #808080"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #808080">Called the second hand?</span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff00ff"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff00ff"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff00ff"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff00ff"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff00ff"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff00ff"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff00ff"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff00ff"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff00ff"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff00ff"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff00ff"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff00ff"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff00ff"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff00ff"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff00ff">3.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080">If a word is misspelled</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080">In the dictionary, </span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080"></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080">How would we ever know?</span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff00ff"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff00ff"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff00ff"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff00ff"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff00ff"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff00ff"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff00ff"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff00ff"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff00ff"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff00ff"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff00ff"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff00ff"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff00ff"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff00ff"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff00ff">4.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #808080"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #808080"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #808080">If Webster wrote the first dictionary,</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong></strong> </p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #808080"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #808080">Where did he find the words?</span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008080"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008080"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008080"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008080"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008080"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008080"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008080"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008080"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008080"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008080"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008080"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008080"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008080"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008080"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008080">5.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080">Why do we say something is out of whack?</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></span></span><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080">What is a whack?</span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080"></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080"></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080"></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080">6.</span></span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #808080"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #808080"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #808080">Why does "slow down" and</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></span></span><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #808080"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #808080">"slow up" mean the same thing?</span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008000">7.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080">Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance"</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></span></span><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080">Mean the same thing?</span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #ffff00"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #ffff00"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #ffff00"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #ffff00"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #ffff00"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #ffff00"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #ffff00"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #ffff00"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #ffff00"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ffff00"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ffff00"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ffff00"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ffff00"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ffff00"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ffff00"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ffff00"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ffff00"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ffff00">8</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #ffff00"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #ffff00"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #ffff00">.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #808080"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #808080"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #808080">Why do "tug" boats push their barges?</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000ff"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000ff"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000ff"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000ff"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000ff">9.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080">Why do we sing </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080"><strong>"Take me out to the ball game"</strong></span></span></span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></span></span><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080">When we are already there?</span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff0000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff0000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff0000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff0000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff0000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff0000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff0000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff0000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff0000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff0000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff0000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff0000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff0000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff0000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff0000">10.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #808080"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #808080"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #808080">Why are they called " stands"</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #808080"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #808080">When they are made for sitting?</span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #808080"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #808080"></span></span></span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 255180, member: 9922"] OXYMORONS:[B][SIZE=5][COLOR=#0000ff][SIZE=5][COLOR=#0000ff]1.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][FONT=arial][SIZE=5][FONT=arial][SIZE=5] [/SIZE][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#800080][FONT=arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#800080][FONT=arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#800080]Is it good if[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][SIZE=5][COLOR=#800080][SIZE=5][COLOR=#800080]a vacuum really sucks?[/COLOR][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][FONT=arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#ff0000][FONT=arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#ff0000][FONT=arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#ff0000] 2. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#808080][FONT=arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#808080][FONT=arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#808080]Why is the third hand[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=5][COLOR=#808080][SIZE=5][COLOR=#808080]On the watch [/COLOR][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=5][COLOR=#808080][SIZE=5][COLOR=#808080]Called the second hand?[/COLOR][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][FONT=arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#ff00ff][FONT=arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#ff00ff][FONT=arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#ff00ff] 3.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=arial][SIZE=2][FONT=arial][SIZE=2] [/SIZE][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#800080][FONT=arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#800080][FONT=arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#800080]If a word is misspelled[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=5][COLOR=#800080][SIZE=5][COLOR=#800080]In the dictionary, [/COLOR][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=5][COLOR=#800080][SIZE=5][COLOR=#800080]How would we ever know?[/COLOR][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][FONT=arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#ff00ff][FONT=arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#ff00ff][FONT=arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#ff00ff] 4.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=arial][SIZE=2][FONT=arial][SIZE=2] [/SIZE][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#808080][FONT=arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#808080][FONT=arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#808080]If Webster wrote the first dictionary,[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/B] [B][SIZE=5][COLOR=#808080][SIZE=5][COLOR=#808080]Where did he find the words?[/COLOR][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][FONT=arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#008080][FONT=arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#008080][FONT=arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#008080] 5.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=arial][SIZE=5][FONT=arial][SIZE=5] [/SIZE][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#800080][FONT=arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#800080][FONT=arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#800080]Why do we say something is out of whack?[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=arial][SIZE=2][FONT=arial][SIZE=2] [/SIZE][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=arial][SIZE=2][FONT=arial][SIZE=2] [/SIZE][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][B][SIZE=5][COLOR=#800080][SIZE=5][COLOR=#800080][/COLOR][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=5][COLOR=#800080][SIZE=5][COLOR=#800080]What is a whack? 6.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][FONT=arial][SIZE=2][FONT=arial][SIZE=2] [/SIZE][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#808080][FONT=arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#808080][FONT=arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#808080]Why does "slow down" and[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=arial][SIZE=2][FONT=arial][SIZE=2] [/SIZE][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=arial][SIZE=2][FONT=arial][SIZE=2] [/SIZE][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][B][SIZE=5][COLOR=#808080][SIZE=5][COLOR=#808080][/COLOR][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=5][COLOR=#808080][SIZE=5][COLOR=#808080]"slow up" mean the same thing?[/COLOR][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][FONT=arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#008000][FONT=arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#008000][FONT=arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#008000] 7.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=arial][SIZE=5][FONT=arial][SIZE=5] [/SIZE][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#800080][FONT=arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#800080][FONT=arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#800080]Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance"[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=arial][SIZE=2][FONT=arial][SIZE=2] [/SIZE][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=arial][SIZE=2][FONT=arial][SIZE=2] [/SIZE][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][B][SIZE=5][COLOR=#800080][SIZE=5][COLOR=#800080][/COLOR][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=5][COLOR=#800080][SIZE=5][COLOR=#800080]Mean the same thing?[/COLOR][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][FONT=arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#ffff00][FONT=arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#ffff00][FONT=arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#ffff00] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#ffff00][FONT=arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#ffff00][FONT=arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#ffff00] 8[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#ffff00][FONT=arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#ffff00][FONT=arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#ffff00].[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=arial][SIZE=5][FONT=arial][SIZE=5] [/SIZE][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#808080][FONT=arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#808080][FONT=arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#808080]Why do "tug" boats push their barges?[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#0000ff][FONT=arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#0000ff][FONT=arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#0000ff] 9.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=arial][SIZE=5][FONT=arial][SIZE=5] [/SIZE][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#800080][FONT=arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#800080][FONT=arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#800080]Why do we sing [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#800080][FONT=arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#800080][FONT=arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#800080] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=5][COLOR=#800080][SIZE=5][COLOR=#800080][/COLOR][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][SIZE=5][COLOR=#800080][SIZE=5][COLOR=#800080][/COLOR][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=5][COLOR=#800080][SIZE=5][COLOR=#800080][B]"Take me out to the ball game"[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][FONT=arial][SIZE=2][FONT=arial][SIZE=2] [/SIZE][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=arial][SIZE=2][FONT=arial][SIZE=2] [/SIZE][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][B][SIZE=5][COLOR=#800080][SIZE=5][COLOR=#800080][/COLOR][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=5][COLOR=#800080][SIZE=5][COLOR=#800080]When we are already there?[/COLOR][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][FONT=arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#ff0000][FONT=arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#ff0000][FONT=arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#ff0000] 10.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=arial][SIZE=2][FONT=arial][SIZE=2] [/SIZE][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#808080][FONT=arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#808080][FONT=arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#808080]Why are they called " stands"[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][SIZE=5][COLOR=#808080][SIZE=5][COLOR=#808080]When they are made for sitting? 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