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<blockquote data-quote="DraganDL" data-source="post: 253514" data-attributes="member: 18251"><p>Mike and Tony are gentlemen in their fifties. They spent better part of their lives being best friends (ever since their school days, and later as colleagues working for the same company). Now, Mike is a widower and he has a 19 years old daughter, whereas Tony is a bachelor. Mike is about to go abroad for a month or two, and he asks Tony to take care of his daughter while he is absent ("my good old buddy, I don't have to tell you about the dangers threatening young girls these days, do I?"). Tony agrees, no problem, he's gonna take care of her. After some time, Mike is returning home, only to find out that his baby got engaged to Tony, and the freshly formed couple already lives in Mike's house. Mike enters the front yard, bursting with anger, but the girl is hurrying to meet him, her arms stretched, eyes full of tears, crying: "Oh, papa!". Behind her, Tony appears, arms stretched, big smile on his face, saying: "Oh, papa!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="DraganDL, post: 253514, member: 18251"] Mike and Tony are gentlemen in their fifties. They spent better part of their lives being best friends (ever since their school days, and later as colleagues working for the same company). Now, Mike is a widower and he has a 19 years old daughter, whereas Tony is a bachelor. Mike is about to go abroad for a month or two, and he asks Tony to take care of his daughter while he is absent ("my good old buddy, I don't have to tell you about the dangers threatening young girls these days, do I?"). Tony agrees, no problem, he's gonna take care of her. After some time, Mike is returning home, only to find out that his baby got engaged to Tony, and the freshly formed couple already lives in Mike's house. Mike enters the front yard, bursting with anger, but the girl is hurrying to meet him, her arms stretched, eyes full of tears, crying: "Oh, papa!". Behind her, Tony appears, arms stretched, big smile on his face, saying: "Oh, papa!" [/QUOTE]
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