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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Eduard" data-source="post: 245929" data-attributes="member: 986">A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation in Jerusalem. While  they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband,  "You can have her buried here in the Holy Land for $150 or we can have  her shipped back home for $5,000."The husband thought about it and told  the undertaker he would have her shipped back home.The undertaker asked  him, "Why would you spend $5,000 to have her shipped home when you  could have a beautiful burial here, and it would only cost $150?"The  husband replied, "Long ago, a man died here, was buried here, and three  days later, rose from the dead. I just can’t take that chance!"</blockquote>