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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 244489" data-attributes="member: 9922"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">Cinderella wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and promises to provide cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">"First, you must wear a diaphragm."</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">Cinderella agrees. "What's the second condition?"</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">"You must be home by 2 a.m. Any later, and your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin."</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">Cinderella agrees to be home by 2. The appointed hour comes and goes, and Cinderella doesn't show up. Finally, at 5 a.m., Cinderella shows up, looking love-struck and *very* satisfied.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">"Where have you been?" demands the fairy godmother. "Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!"</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">"I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything."</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">"I know of no prince with that kind of power! What was his name?""I can't remember, exactly... Peter Peter, something or other..." </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 244489, member: 9922"] [B][FONT=comic sans ms]Cinderella wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and promises to provide cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions. "First, you must wear a diaphragm." Cinderella agrees. "What's the second condition?" "You must be home by 2 a.m. Any later, and your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin." Cinderella agrees to be home by 2. The appointed hour comes and goes, and Cinderella doesn't show up. Finally, at 5 a.m., Cinderella shows up, looking love-struck and *very* satisfied. "Where have you been?" demands the fairy godmother. "Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!" "I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything." "I know of no prince with that kind of power! What was his name?""I can't remember, exactly... Peter Peter, something or other..." [/FONT][/B] [/QUOTE]
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