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<blockquote data-quote="Just-Clayton" data-source="post: 242865" data-attributes="member: 6495"><p>For you Mother in-law haters.</p><p></p><p>A man was walking down a beach mumbling to himself about his Mother in-law. He finds a Genie bottle and rubs it. The genie says your allowed 3 wishes. But, any wish that is granted your mother in-law gets double. So, he decides to wish for a million dollars. The genie says you get a million and she gets 2 million. The man starts to get upset knowing she will rub it in. The next wish is to have a large house overlooking the ocean. "Fine" says the genie. But, the in-law gets two houses overlooking you. Again the man is flustered knowing his mother in-law will have more then him. So, for his last wish he comes up with the greatest wish. He says "I want to be beaten half to death"!!!.</p><p></p><p>Do understand I loved my mother in-law. she would laugh every time I told her this joke. She passed over 8 years ago and I miss her very much.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Just-Clayton, post: 242865, member: 6495"] For you Mother in-law haters. A man was walking down a beach mumbling to himself about his Mother in-law. He finds a Genie bottle and rubs it. The genie says your allowed 3 wishes. But, any wish that is granted your mother in-law gets double. So, he decides to wish for a million dollars. The genie says you get a million and she gets 2 million. The man starts to get upset knowing she will rub it in. The next wish is to have a large house overlooking the ocean. "Fine" says the genie. But, the in-law gets two houses overlooking you. Again the man is flustered knowing his mother in-law will have more then him. So, for his last wish he comes up with the greatest wish. He says "I want to be beaten half to death"!!!. Do understand I loved my mother in-law. she would laugh every time I told her this joke. She passed over 8 years ago and I miss her very much. [/QUOTE]
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