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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 235839" data-attributes="member: 9922"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">Jennifer was a pretty 18 year old girl. In the week before Christmas she sauntered up to the curtain counter, and was trying to decide which of the many types of tinsel she would buy. Finally, she made her choice and asked the spotty youth who was manning the fabric section. 'How much is this gold tinsel garland'.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">The spotty youth pointed to the Christmas mistletoe above the counter and said, 'This week we have a special offer, just one kiss per metre'.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">'Wow, that's great', said Jennifer, 'I'll take 12 metres'.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the boy measured out the tinsel, wrapped up the garland, and gave it to Jennifer. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">She then called to an old man who had been browsing through the Christmas trees and said, 'My Grandpa will settle the bill.'</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 235839, member: 9922"] [B][FONT=comic sans ms]Jennifer was a pretty 18 year old girl. In the week before Christmas she sauntered up to the curtain counter, and was trying to decide which of the many types of tinsel she would buy. Finally, she made her choice and asked the spotty youth who was manning the fabric section. 'How much is this gold tinsel garland'. The spotty youth pointed to the Christmas mistletoe above the counter and said, 'This week we have a special offer, just one kiss per metre'. 'Wow, that's great', said Jennifer, 'I'll take 12 metres'. With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the boy measured out the tinsel, wrapped up the garland, and gave it to Jennifer. She then called to an old man who had been browsing through the Christmas trees and said, 'My Grandpa will settle the bill.' [/FONT][/B] [/QUOTE]
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