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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 234649" data-attributes="member: 9922"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><em>A Glass of wine </em></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine; </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>And to those who don't and are always </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>seen with a bottle of water in their hand. </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>As Ben Franklin said: </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>In wine there is wisdom, </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>In beer there is freedom, </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>And in water there is bacteria. </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>In a number of carefully controlled trials, </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>scientists have demonstrated that if we drink </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>1 liter of water each day, </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>at the end of the year we will have absorbed </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - that is, the bacteria found in feces. </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop annually. </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>However, </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>We do NOT run that risk when we drink wine & beer </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>(or rum, whiskey, or any other liquor) </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>because alcohol has to go through a purification process </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>of boiling, filtering, and fermenting. </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>Remember: </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>Water = Poop, </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>Wine = Health </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><u>Therefore, it 's better to drink wine and talk stupid, </u></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><u>than to drink water and be full of Shit </u></strong><strong>. </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>I 'm doing it as a public service. </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 234649, member: 9922"] [B][FONT=comic sans ms] [FONT=Arial] [/FONT] [FONT=Arial][B][I]A Glass of wine [/I][/B][/FONT] [FONT=Arial] [/FONT] [FONT=Arial][B]To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine; [/B][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][B]And to those who don't and are always [/B][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][B]seen with a bottle of water in their hand. [/B][/FONT] [FONT=Arial] [/FONT] [FONT=Arial][B]As Ben Franklin said: [/B][/FONT] [FONT=Arial] [/FONT] [FONT=Arial][B]In wine there is wisdom, [/B][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][B]In beer there is freedom, [/B][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][B]And in water there is bacteria. [/B][/FONT] [FONT=Arial] [/FONT] [FONT=Arial][B]In a number of carefully controlled trials, [/B][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][B]scientists have demonstrated that if we drink [/B][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][B]1 liter of water each day, [/B][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][B]at the end of the year we will have absorbed [/B][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][B]more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - that is, the bacteria found in feces. [/B][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][B]In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop annually. [/B][/FONT] [FONT=Arial] [/FONT] [FONT=Arial][B]However, [/B][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][B]We do NOT run that risk when we drink wine & beer [/B][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][B](or rum, whiskey, or any other liquor) [/B][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][B]because alcohol has to go through a purification process [/B][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][B]of boiling, filtering, and fermenting. [/B][/FONT] [FONT=Arial] [/FONT] [FONT=Arial][B]Remember: [/B][/FONT] [FONT=Arial] [/FONT] [FONT=Arial][B]Water = Poop, [/B][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][B]Wine = Health [/B][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][B][U]Therefore, it 's better to drink wine and talk stupid, [/U][/B][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][B][U]than to drink water and be full of Shit [/U][/B][B]. [/B][/FONT] [FONT=Arial] [/FONT] [FONT=Arial][B]There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. [/B][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][B]I 'm doing it as a public service. [/B][/FONT] [/FONT][/B] [/QUOTE]
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