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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Whiskeyman" data-source="post: 233401" data-attributes="member: 13556">What you learn living in the South: <table style='width: 100%'><tr><td>A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road.</td></tr><tr><td>There are 5,000 types of snakes, and 4,998 of them live in the South.</td></tr></table> <table style='width: 100%'><tr><td>   There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of them live in the South, plus a couple  no one’s seen before.</td></tr></table> <table style='width: 100%'><tr><td>If it grows, it’ll stick ya. If it crawls, it'll bite cha.</td></tr></table> <table style='width: 100%'><tr><td>Onced and Twiced are words.</td></tr></table> <table style='width: 100%'><tr><td>It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy!</td></tr></table> <table style='width: 100%'><tr><td>Jaw-P? means Did y’all go to the bathroom?</td></tr></table> <table style='width: 100%'><tr><td>People actually grow and eat okra.</td></tr></table> <table style='width: 100%'><tr><td>Fixinta is one word. It means I’m preparing to do that.</td></tr></table> <table style='width: 100%'><tr><td>There is no such thing as lunch. There is only dinner and then there is supper.</td></tr></table> <table style='width: 100%'><tr><td>Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar.</td></tr></table> <table style='width: 100%'><tr><td>Backwards ‘n forwards means I know everything about you.</td></tr></table> <table style='width: 100%'><tr><td>The word jeet is actually a phrase meaning “Did you eat?”</td></tr></table> <table style='width: 100%'><tr><td>You don’t have to wear a watch, because it doesn't matter what time it is, you work until you’re done or it’s too dark to see.</td></tr></table> <table style='width: 100%'><tr><td>You don’t PUSH buttons, you MASH em.</td></tr></table> <table style='width: 100%'><tr><td>Nodejew? is a common response to the question, Did you bring any beer?</td></tr></table> <table style='width: 100%'><tr><td>You measure distance in minutes.</td></tr></table> <table style='width: 100%'><tr><td>You switch from heat to A/C in the same day.</td></tr></table> <table style='width: 100%'><tr><td>All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect, or animal.</td></tr></table> <table style='width: 100%'><tr><td>You know what a dawg is.</td></tr></table> <table style='width: 100%'><tr><td>You carry jumper cables in your car - for your OWN car.</td></tr></table> <table style='width: 100%'><tr><td>You only own five spices: salt, pepper, Tonys, Tabasco and ketchup.</td></tr></table> <table style='width: 100%'><tr><td>The local papers cover national and international news on one page, but require 6 pages for local high school sports and motor sports, and gossip.</td></tr></table> <table style='width: 100%'><tr><td>You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.</td></tr></table> <table style='width: 100%'><tr><td>You find 100 degrees Fahrenheit a bit warm.</td></tr></table> <table style='width: 100%'><tr><td>You know all four seasons: Almost summer, summer, still summer, and Christmas.</td></tr></table> <table style='width: 100%'><tr><td>Going to Wal-Mart is a favorite pastime known as goin’ Wal-Martin or off to Wally World.</td></tr></table> <table style='width: 100%'><tr><td>You describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees) as good chicken stew weather.</td></tr></table> <table style='width: 100%'><tr><td>Fried catfish is the other white meat.</td></tr></table> <table style='width: 100%'><tr><td>We don't need no dang Driver's Ed. If our mama says we can drive, we can drive dag-nabbit.</td></tr></table></blockquote>

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