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<blockquote data-quote="mikew_RIP" data-source="post: 229427" data-attributes="member: 14174">A&nbsp; guy stuck his head into a barbershop and&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; asked,&gt; 'How long&nbsp; before I can get a haircut?&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &gt; The barber&nbsp; looked around the shop full of customers&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; and said, 'About 2&nbsp; hours.'&gt; The guy&nbsp; left.&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &gt; A&nbsp; few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; door and&nbsp; asked,&gt; 'How long&nbsp; before I can get a&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; haircut?'&gt;&nbsp; &gt; The barber&nbsp; looked around at the&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; shop and said, 'About 3 hours.'&gt; The guy&nbsp; left.&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &gt; A&nbsp; week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; and&nbsp; asked,&gt; 'How long&nbsp; before I can get a&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; haircut?&gt;&nbsp; &gt; The barber&nbsp; looked around the shop&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; and said, 'About an hour and a half.&gt; The guy&nbsp; left.&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &gt; The barber&nbsp; turned to his friend and said,&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 'Hey, Bob,&nbsp; do me a favor follow him and see where he goes.&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; He&nbsp; keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but he never&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; comes&nbsp; back.&gt;&nbsp; &gt; A little&nbsp; while later, Bob&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.&gt; The barber&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; asked, 'So, where does he go when he leaves?'&gt; Bob looked&nbsp; up,&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; wiped the tears from his eyes and said,&gt; 'Your&nbsp; house!</blockquote>

[QUOTE="mikew_RIP, post: 229427, member: 14174"] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000]A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, > 'How long before I can get a haircut? > > The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, 'About 2 hours.' > The guy left. > > A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, > 'How long before I can get a haircut?' > > The barber looked around at the shop and said, 'About 3 hours.' > The guy left. > > A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, > 'How long before I can get a haircut? > > The barber looked around the shop and said, 'About an hour and a half. > The guy left. > > The barber turned to his friend and said, > 'Hey, Bob, do me a favor follow him and see where he goes. > He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but he never comes back. > > A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically. > The barber asked, 'So, where does he go when he leaves?' > Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said, > 'Your house![/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]

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