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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 227117" data-attributes="member: 9922"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">Three men pass away on Christmas Eve and are waiting at the pearly gates. St. Peter says they can get into Heaven, but only if they have something with them related to Christmas. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">The first guy flicks his lighter. “Look, it’s a Christmas candle!” he exclaims, and St. Peter lets him in.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">The second fellows takes out his keys and jangles them. “Listen… Jingle bells! Jingle Bells!” he sings, and he is also allowed in.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">The third guy, who died during the office Christmas party, thinks for a minute then takes a pair of ladies’ panties out of his pocket.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">“Okay,” St. Peter asks. “What do those have to do with Christmas?”</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">“They’re Carol’s!”</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 227117, member: 9922"] [B][FONT=comic sans ms]Three men pass away on Christmas Eve and are waiting at the pearly gates. St. Peter says they can get into Heaven, but only if they have something with them related to Christmas. The first guy flicks his lighter. “Look, it’s a Christmas candle!” he exclaims, and St. Peter lets him in. The second fellows takes out his keys and jangles them. “Listen… Jingle bells! Jingle Bells!” he sings, and he is also allowed in. The third guy, who died during the office Christmas party, thinks for a minute then takes a pair of ladies’ panties out of his pocket. “Okay,” St. Peter asks. “What do those have to do with Christmas?” “They’re Carol’s!” [/FONT][/B] [/QUOTE]
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