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Message: <blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 225873" data-attributes="member: 9922"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong>Short Snow Jokes</strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong></strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong></strong> Q: What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?</span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">A: Polaroids!</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">Q: What's an ig?</span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">A: A snow house without a loo!</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">Q: Why did Frosty the snowman want a divorce? </span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">A: Because he thought his wife was a flake</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">Q: Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?</span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">A: You have to hollow out the head.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">Q: What do snowmen eat for lunch ?</span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">A: Icebergers !</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">Q: What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?</span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">A: Snow and Tell.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">Q: If the sun shines while it's snowing, what should you look for?</span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">A: Snowbows.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">Q: If you live in an igloo made of snow, what's the worst thing about global warming?</span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">A: No privacy!</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">Q: What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together?</span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">A: A receding hare line.</span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>

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