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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 219244" data-attributes="member: 9922"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">This is what happens when your child is exposed to too many commercials on TV. </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">A Baptist pastor was presenting a children's sermon.</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">During the sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was. </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">A little boy raised his hand.</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">The pastor called on him and the little boy said,</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"> "I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four hours you are supposed to call the doctor." </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 219244, member: 9922"] [B][FONT=comic sans ms][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]This is what happens when your child is exposed to too many commercials on TV. [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]A Baptist pastor was presenting a children's sermon. During the sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was. [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]A little boy raised his hand. The pastor called on him and the little boy said, [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3] "I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four hours you are supposed to call the doctor." [/SIZE][/FONT] [/FONT][/B] [/QUOTE]
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