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<blockquote data-quote="Lawrence" data-source="post: 216403" data-attributes="member: 16844"><p><em><strong>Norman and the prostitute.</strong></em></p><p></p><p>[ATTACH]58674[/ATTACH]</p><p></p><p><strong><em>Norman, an old retired sailor, puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more,</em></strong></p><p><strong><em>for old times sake and some hot sex. </em></strong></p><p> <strong><em></em></strong></p><p><strong><em>He engages a lovely prostitute and takes her up to a room. </em></strong></p><p> <strong><em></em></strong></p><p><strong><em>He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks,</em></strong></p><p><strong><em>'How am I doing?' </em></strong></p><p> <strong><em></em></strong></p><p><strong><em>The prostitute replies, 'Well Norman, ya old sailor, you're doing about three knots.' </em></strong></p><p> <strong><em></em></strong></p><p><strong><em>'Three knots?' he asks. ' What's that supposed to mean?' </em></strong></p><p> <strong><em></em></strong></p><p><strong><em>She says, 'You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your money back.'</em></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Lawrence, post: 216403, member: 16844"] [I][B]Norman and the prostitute.[/B][/I] [ATTACH=CONFIG]58674._xfImport[/ATTACH] [B][I]Norman, an old retired sailor, puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more,[/I][/B] [B][I]for old times sake and some hot sex. He engages a lovely prostitute and takes her up to a room. He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks,[/I][/B] [B][I]'How am I doing?' The prostitute replies, 'Well Norman, ya old sailor, you're doing about three knots.' 'Three knots?' he asks. ' What's that supposed to mean?' She says, 'You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your money back.'[/I][/B] [/QUOTE]
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