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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 216400" data-attributes="member: 9922"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">became friends. Every day they would sit together to eat</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">their lunch. They discovered that they both brought turkey</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">sandwiches every day!</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades until one</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a turkey sandwich.</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">He said, "Hey, how come you're not eating turkey, don't you</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">like it anymore?"</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">She said, "I love it, but I have to stop eating it." </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"Why?" he said.</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">She pointed to her lap and said "Cause I'm starting to grow</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">little feathers down there!"</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> "Let me see" he said. "Okay" and she pulled up her skirt, he</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">looked and said "That's right you are, better not eat any more</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">turkey."</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">He kept eating his turkey sandwiches until one day he brought</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">peanut butter.</span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">He said to the little girl, "I have to stop eating turkey. I'm </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">starting to get feathers down there too."</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">She asked if she could look so he pulled down his pants for her. </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">She said "Oh, my God, it's too late for you, you've already got</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">the neck and gizzards!!!"</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 216400, member: 9922"] [B][FONT=comic sans ms][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial]A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that they both brought turkey sandwiches every day![/FONT] [FONT=Arial] This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a turkey sandwich. He said, "Hey, how come you're not eating turkey, don't you like it anymore?" She said, "I love it, but I have to stop eating it." [/FONT] [FONT=Arial]"Why?" he said. She pointed to her lap and said "Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers down there!"[/FONT] [FONT=Arial] "Let me see" he said. "Okay" and she pulled up her skirt, he looked and said "That's right you are, better not eat any more turkey." He kept eating his turkey sandwiches until one day he brought peanut butter.[/FONT][FONT=Arial]He said to the little girl, "I have to stop eating turkey. I'm starting to get feathers down there too." She asked if she could look so he pulled down his pants for her. She said "Oh, my God, it's too late for you, you've already got the neck and gizzards!!!"[/FONT] [/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [/QUOTE]
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