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Message: <blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 215463" data-attributes="member: 9922"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong>Thanksgiving Short Jokes</strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong></strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong></strong> Q: What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?</span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">A: Plymouth Rock</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?</span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">A: Pilgrims</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">Q: Why can't you take a turkey to church?</span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">A: They use FOWL language.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">Q: Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive? </span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">A: It had 24 carrots.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">Q: What happened when the turkey got into a fight?</span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him!</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">Q: What did the turkey say to the man who tried to shoot it?</span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">A: Liberty, Equality and Bad aim for all.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">Q: Why did the Pilgrims want to sail to America in the spring?</span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">A: Because April showers bring Mayflowers!</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">Q: If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?</span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">A: Their AGE!</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">Q: Why do pilgrims pants keep falling down?</span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">A: Because their belt buckles are on their hats! </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?</span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">A: Because he had the drumsticks</span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>

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