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<blockquote data-quote="snaphappy" data-source="post: 211219" data-attributes="member: 12198"><p>[h=5]<span style="color: #333333">She was standing in the kitchen, preparing to boil eggs for breakfast, wearing only the t-shirt that she normally slept in.</span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">As I walked in almost awake, she turned and said softly, 'You've got to make love to me this very moment.</span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">'</span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day.</span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">'</span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all ... right there on the kitchen table.</span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her t-shirt still around her neck.</span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">A little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?'</span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.</span>[/h]</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="snaphappy, post: 211219, member: 12198"] [h=5][COLOR=#333333]She was standing in the kitchen, preparing to boil eggs for breakfast, wearing only the t-shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in almost awake, she turned and said softly, 'You've got to make love to me this very moment. ' My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day. ' Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all ... right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her t-shirt still around her neck. A little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?' She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.[/COLOR][/h] [/QUOTE]
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