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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 208157" data-attributes="member: 9922"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="color: black">A chicken farmer went to the local bar ...He sat next to a woman and ordered champagne.</span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="color: black">The woman said: " How strange, I also just ordered a glass of champagne".</span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="color: black">" What a coincidence " - said the farmer, who added: " It is a special day for me .... I am celebrating..."</span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="color: black">" It is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!" - said the woman.</span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="color: black">"What a coincidence" - said the farmer.</span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="color: black">While they toasted, the man asked:- " What are you celebrating? "</span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="color: black">" My husband and I are trying to have a child for years, and today, my gynecologist told me that I was pregnant".</span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="color: black">" What a coincidence!" - said the man – " I am a chicken farmer and for years all my hens were infertile, but now they are all set to lay fertilized eggs. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="color: black">"</span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="color: black">" This is awesome" - said the woman. " What did you do for your chickens to become fertile?"</span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="color: black">" I used a different rooster " - he said.</span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="color: black">The woman smiled and said: "What a coincidence"</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 208157, member: 9922"] [B][FONT=comic sans ms][COLOR=black]A chicken farmer went to the local bar ...He sat next to a woman and ordered champagne.[/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [COLOR=black]The woman said: " How strange, I also just ordered a glass of champagne".[/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [COLOR=black]" What a coincidence " - said the farmer, who added: " It is a special day for me .... I am celebrating..."[/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [COLOR=black]" It is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!" - said the woman.[/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [COLOR=black]"What a coincidence" - said the farmer.[/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [COLOR=black]While they toasted, the man asked:- " What are you celebrating? "[/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [COLOR=black]" My husband and I are trying to have a child for years, and today, my gynecologist told me that I was pregnant".[/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [COLOR=black]" What a coincidence!" - said the man – " I am a chicken farmer and for years all my hens were infertile, but now they are all set to lay fertilized eggs. [/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [COLOR=black]"[/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [COLOR=black]" This is awesome" - said the woman. " What did you do for your chickens to become fertile?"[/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [COLOR=black]" I used a different rooster " - he said.[/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [COLOR=black]The woman smiled and said: "What a coincidence"[/COLOR] [/FONT][/B] [/QUOTE]
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