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<blockquote data-quote="Eduard" data-source="post: 206632" data-attributes="member: 986"><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue'">Mel Famey of the Milwaukee Braves was a natural -- a once-in-a-lifetime phenomenon whose fast ball blew away the best hitters. His 90 MPH curve ball would start out like it was going to hit the batter's ear, only to break at the last instant and hit the outside corner of the plate for a strike. </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue'">His change up made the best hitters in the league cry -- they would swing, drop the bat, and stare incredulously as the ball hit the catcher's mitt. </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue'">He was indeed awesome! </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue'">Why then, you might ask, is he not in the Hall of Fame? Why haven't you ever heard of him? </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue'">Alas, like many others before him, Mel's downfall was demon alcohol. </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue'">Ol' Mel really liked to tilt the glass. His drinking became almost legendary around the country, but he never let it affect his pitching until The Braves and the Yankees were in the World Series! </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue'">Excitement reigned! </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue'">The series was tied at three games apiece, and the Braves were in New York for the seventh and deciding game. </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue'">The night before the big event, Mel's thirst got the better of him. He sneaked out of the hotel after curfew, and bought himself two cases of beer. </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue'">As you might imagine, the next morning Mel didn't feel too good. </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue'">But being the pro that he was, Mel managed to do just fine -- until the bottom of the ninth inning. With the Braves ahead by one run, two out, and the bases loaded, Mel's revelry the night before finally caught up to him. </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue'">Eight straight pitches -- eight straight balls. He walked in the tying run and the winning run, thereby, losing the game and the series. </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue'">After the game, a reporter went to the jubilant Yankee's clubhouse and spoke to the last two players that faced Mel. "Tell me," he asked, "to what do you attribute this victory over the best pitcher in the major leagues"? </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue'">In unison they replied, ... "It was the beer that made Mel Famey walk us"!</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue'"></span></span>[MEDIA=youtube]issw82u_Z_4[/MEDIA]<span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue'"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Eduard, post: 206632, member: 986"] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Helvetica Neue]Mel Famey of the Milwaukee Braves was a natural -- a once-in-a-lifetime phenomenon whose fast ball blew away the best hitters. His 90 MPH curve ball would start out like it was going to hit the batter's ear, only to break at the last instant and hit the outside corner of the plate for a strike. [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Helvetica Neue]His change up made the best hitters in the league cry -- they would swing, drop the bat, and stare incredulously as the ball hit the catcher's mitt. [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Helvetica Neue]He was indeed awesome! [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Helvetica Neue]Why then, you might ask, is he not in the Hall of Fame? Why haven't you ever heard of him? [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Helvetica Neue]Alas, like many others before him, Mel's downfall was demon alcohol. [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Helvetica Neue]Ol' Mel really liked to tilt the glass. His drinking became almost legendary around the country, but he never let it affect his pitching until The Braves and the Yankees were in the World Series! [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Helvetica Neue]Excitement reigned! [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Helvetica Neue]The series was tied at three games apiece, and the Braves were in New York for the seventh and deciding game. [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Helvetica Neue]The night before the big event, Mel's thirst got the better of him. He sneaked out of the hotel after curfew, and bought himself two cases of beer. [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Helvetica Neue]As you might imagine, the next morning Mel didn't feel too good. [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Helvetica Neue]But being the pro that he was, Mel managed to do just fine -- until the bottom of the ninth inning. With the Braves ahead by one run, two out, and the bases loaded, Mel's revelry the night before finally caught up to him. [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Helvetica Neue]Eight straight pitches -- eight straight balls. He walked in the tying run and the winning run, thereby, losing the game and the series. [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Helvetica Neue]After the game, a reporter went to the jubilant Yankee's clubhouse and spoke to the last two players that faced Mel. "Tell me," he asked, "to what do you attribute this victory over the best pitcher in the major leagues"? [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Helvetica Neue]In unison they replied, ... "It was the beer that made Mel Famey walk us"! [/FONT][/COLOR][MEDIA=youtube]issw82u_Z_4[/MEDIA][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Helvetica Neue] [/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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